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Laugh along with GNU

   This section is designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers. It
   contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted by GNU users and
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Computing

     * [35]10 Kinds of People in the World
     * [36]Where is any-key??
     * [37]Dead Beef?
     * What does Dr. Emacs think of the [38]GNU Manifesto?
     * [39]Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon
     * [40]A Swarm of Gnats?
     * [41]The Gullibility Virus
     * [42]Top 10 reasons why Intel delayed announcing the P5
     * [43]You know you're a programmer when...
     * [44]Top 10 Unreliable Networks
     * The [45]Vaxorcist
     * [46]Virus Warning
     * [47]Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak Typewriter Hack
     * [48]Where Do Deleted Characters Go?

Software

     * [49]Source code for ed in BrainFuck ;-)
     * [50]C more or less
     * GPL'd [51]source code for humans
     * [52]Source code for ed :-)
     * [53]Emacs man page from Plan9
     * [54]Errno codes
     * [55]Error messages in Haiku
     * [56]Suggested GCC Options
     * [57]GNU Emacs
     * [58]GNU-Overflow?
     * [59]Happy New Year in 4 languages
     * [60]Hello World!
     * [61]The Swedish YAAS Foundation Patent
     * [62]Long Options?
     * [63]Merry Christmas in 4 languages
     * [64]Spaghetti Code
     * [65]Santa Claus comes to town
     * [66]Software Terms
     * [67]Ubuntu
     * [68]Unix Error Messages
     * [69]Some humor via Twitter

Documentation

     * [70]GNU Echo
     * [71]Ed, man! !man ed
     * [72]GNU Emacs acronym expansions
     * [73]Know your system administrator
     * [74]Power Users Guide

Science and Engineering

     * [75]Phone Features
     * [76]The Physics Store!
     * Some [77]Scientific Facts

Music

     * See [78]GNU Music and Songs

Poems

     * [79]Hakawatha
     * [80]The Last Bug
     * [81]Midnight Dreary
     * [82]A Networkologist's Christmas

Philosophy

     * See [83]the Philosophical Humor section in Third Party Ideas

The Fourth Estate

     * [84]Look and Feel
     * [85]Microsoft and the Church
     * [86]Rectium?
     * [87]Unix, a Hoax?

Dictionary and Word Play

     * [88]Anagrams for some common words
     * [89]FSF in German
     * [90]Fun Definitions 1
     * [91]Fun Definitions 2
     * [92]Grammar in the bar
     * [93]Musical pickup
     * [94]Panama
     * [95]Spilling Checker
     * [96]Typoglycemia

Spam

     * [97]Inflatable Sheep
     * [98]Dimensional Warp Generator Needed

Unclassified

     * [99]A war against bugs!
     * Funny [100]Court Statements
     * [101]Free Software Hack
     * [102]Gospel
     * A luser's [103]interaction with [104]rms
     * [105]The Paging Game
     * [106]Quotations
     * [107]Smileys :-)
     * [108]How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?
     * [109]The Wolf Logo
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