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   $19.63 JAILBIRD - The Dreadlock Recollections

   by Kerry Wendell Thornley
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   Book of the SubG
   "At the risk of sounding paranoid, I don't think it is a coincidence that I am
   famous only among conspiracies". -- Kerry W. Thornley

   First time in print, with an introduction by Reverend Ivan Stang of The Church of
   the SubGenius. The complete confessions of Kerry Wendell Thornley, co-founder of
   The Discordian Society, to his role as second-patsy in the assassination of John
   F. Kennedy.

   Some know Kerry Thornley as the witty co-author of The Principia Discordia, the
   'bible' of the Discordian faith, a noble predecessor of The Church of the
   SubGenius -- to which Thornley was also a contributor. He is known as well for
   more serious endeavors, such as his novel The Idle Warriors, and for having to
   defend himself against accusations of involvement in the assassination of
   President John F. Kennedy.

   This book is a compilation of his written memoirs concerning his many
   conversations with two men that he was later convinced were indeed directly
   involved in the murder of JFK. Includes an appendix of miscellaneous funny
   Thornley rants, and a very detailed index.

   "I dig the SubGeniuses because, like them, my IQ is also below genius. So, in
   spite of my disagreements with them, the world looks to me just as bewildering
   and frightening as it looks to them. Probably, there are Discordians who feel
   every which way about everything, including "Bob" Dobbs". -- Kerry W. Thornley

   326 pages, 6x9" paperback.

   ALL COPIES BOUGHT HERE ARE SIGNED AND DATED BY REV. IVAN STANG.

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   [1]Book of the SubG
      The "Sistine Chapel" of the 20th Century, this profusely illustrated,
   softbound Horror Bible, published by Simon & Schuster, is now in its 17th
   printing. You'll never have to read another book as long as you live -- because
   you'll just sit, reading this one over and over again. 200 pages of brain-raping
   text and graphics. A self-help book for sinners, creeps, morphodites, and all
   wise persons and guys who knew they wouldn't get "help" from any book even if
   they needed it in the first place.
      Encompasses Life of "Bob," his prophecy, entire past and future history of
   Earth, and all the instructions you'll ever need for survival, Slack, psychic
   wealth and prosperity in The End Times.
   Â Â Â  You will then learn that no matter how sure of things you thought you
   were, you were DEAD WRONG and GROVELING in an ILLUSION manufactured by the
   Â "Authorities" who secretly LORD OVER your VERY MIND. After that, you cannot
   continue to live in blithering normalcy -- you'll know what you're being fattened
   for. The book to go buy.

   ALL COPIES BOUGHT HERE ARE SIGNED AND DATED BY REV. IVAN STANG.

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   $16.00 THE AGENT AND MR. DOBBS
   and
   THE AGENT GOES TO DOBBSTOWN

   by Rev. Teeters LaVerge
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   [2]Book of the SubG

   SOFTCOVER EDITION!

   NEW SUBGENIUS NOVEL(s)!

   Two brain-gnarling spy thriller mystery novellas starring J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.

   In the early 1960s, an earnest, patriotic and Pink agent for the Feds is assigned
   to the seriously insane national security case of "Bob" Dobbs. He is drawn by
   Dobbs down a rabbit hole that turns into a wormhole of 'Frop madness, surreal sex
   with Connie, Bigfoot and Greys, bizarre parties with JFK, Hitler, Lee Harvey
   Oswald, Fidel Castro, Nikita Khrushchev, and Timothy Leary... and unspeakable
   experiences that make him question what he had mistakenly thought of as reality.

   It's like H. P. Lovecraft by way of Raymond Chandler by way of R. Crumb. Like a
   David Lynch movie with a dollop of The Three Stooges. Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon
   guest-directed by David Cronenberg. Like an S. Clay Wilson comic novelized by
   Franz Kafka.

   "I've written two SubGenius movie screenplays. But if some Hollywood hotshot
   approached me saying, "I've got a hundred million dollars for a big SubGenius
   movie. Do you have a script?" -- I would hand them this book. It is F**KING
   HILARIOUS and my very favorite portrait of 'Bob' so far. Let us just pray that it
   is indeed fiction". -- Rev. Ivan Stang

   The foreword is signed and dated by Ivan Stang.

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                        $17.95       Eyelash by Rev. Nikolai Kingsley
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   [3]Book of the SubG

   THE FIRST SUBGENIUS SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL!

   He swore he'd never deal with the aliens again, but here he was, letting them
   beam him onboardâ¦

   He promised that whatever they were planning he'd keep Tai out of it, but here
   she was, on the bridge...

   What were the Xists trying to hide that was worse than Soul Harvesting and
   interstellar drug running, and why were they being so nice to him... at first?

   WHAT IN THE NAME OF SLACK HAD J. R. "BOB" DOBBS GOTTEN HIM INTO?!?

   A tale of paranoia, misdirection, outright lies, extremely angry robots and
   purple-haired elf girls, set in the richly detailed mythos of The Church of the
   SubGenius.

   GUARANTEED DOCTRINALLY CORRECT

   "Kingsleyâs writing easily equals that of the giants on whose shoulders we
   crouch, holding on for dear life with white knuckles to the oversized weave of
   their immense dandruff-dusted sweaters while they stride about their titanic
   world". -- Rev. Ivan Stang

   (Amazon also sells it, [4]with a free preview of the first chapter. But Rev.
   Kingsley and the Church make more when you buy it from us.)

   231-page trade paperback

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                  $14.99       Neighborworld by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca
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   [5]Book of the SubG


   A bulldada science fiction novel by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca, the astounding
   improvisational wizard of The Church of the SubGenius radio show, The Hour of
   Slack. A little bit A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, a taste of The Firesign Theatre, a dab of
   Fleischer Brothers cartoons, a dash of Kafka, a splash of Fellini, and a whole
   fistful of Lonesome Cowboy Dave!
   It's about twenty years into the future and the lines between television, the
   Internet and the real world have not merely blurred, they've disappeared. Stan
   Mozuck is an Advo, part content provider and part detective, with a daunting new
   assignment: to uncover and report on a mysterious group called the Weirds. These
   grotesque characters seem to live completely off the grid, yet have extraordinary
   powers to manipulate and twist not only the social media net but reality itself.
   Stanís head is already pretty twisted, but when the Weirds climb into it they
   steer him into a collision course with himself.

   (Amazon has the [6]Kindle ebook version ($6.99) with a free preview of the first
   chapter.)

   218-page trade paperback

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                            $2.00    SubGenius™ Pamphlets
   [7]salesbob
   Pamphlet #1: The power-packed introductory propaganda barrage that started it
   all.  So dense with info that many persons have gotten lost in it FOREVER!
   Guaranteed to shock, enrapture, confuse, enlighten or piss off depending on which
   category you happen to fall into. PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online!

   Pamphlet #2: Dozens Gave Their Words for this.  Reveals proven success formula.
   Sued twice for blasphlegmy - AND LOST!! All-pulp chassis is flexible yet
   resilient... no more difficult de-spunking. Encrusted spum comes off as fast as
   it got on, with a simple dishrag. Acid-free coating is resistant to normalcy
   viruses.
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                     ALL GONE     REVELATION X SOLD OUT - OUT OF PRINT
   Book of the SubG
   The 1995 sequel to The Book of the SubGenius, the Last New Testament, HAS BEEN
   REPRINTED! Either the greatest general satire of pure human stupidity and greed
   ever created, or a self-help book from Hell, REVELATION X is darker, deeper, more
   detailed, louder and funnier than The Book of the SubGenius.

   This HUGE tome of PURE DOCTRINAL RANTING and HIGH-POWERED GRAPHICS is so utterly
   and relentlessly TRUE and SLACK-IMBUED that old-time SubGenii, and newcomers
   alike, will laugh 'till their guts bleed and befoul their pants in sheer
   astonishment.  God's Answer to Fundamentalists -- shove this book into ANY
   orifice and watch it GO!

                              OUT OF PRINT -- same story as THE BOBLIOGRAPHON, below

   SOLD OUT

   OUT OF PRINT
               THE SUBGENIUS PSYCHLOPAEDIA OF SLACK - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON
   [8]Book of the SubG
   Â NYES! A THIRD SUBGENIUS TESTAMENT! The NEW (Oct. 2006) encyclopedia of
   abnormality â 240 pages of cornea-melting illustrations and newly-released
   SubGenius writings that will SHOCK those who thought surely everything must be
   contained within the previous books. All-new revelations re: the Mystery of
   X-Day; Connie Dobbs; Subicide; Slack Magic; SubGenius Kooks; âBobâsâ Dark
   Secrets; The Earth-Mars Switch and infinitely more! From mighty Thunderâs
   Mouth/Avalon.

   Size: 7" x 9" Weight 13 oz

   Contents: WRITTEN: Ivan Stang 44%, Nenslo 14%, Onan Canobite 8%, Philo Drummond,
   G.G. Gordon, Dr. Hal, Susie the Floozy ~4 % each, 45 others