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SILENCE, EARTH FOOL!
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[compassbob.gif] This is your gateway to an alternate universe, a superior
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[fire.gif] [fire.gif] [11]Websites of the Gods
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[fire.gif] [fire.gif] [21]The Hall of QUESTIONS
Probe the mind(s) of Dobbs himself for everything you truly NEED to KNOW.
Just remember: "Bob" is not THE answer, and neither is anything else.
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[ani4.gif] [LILIA_DANCE.GIF] [22]The Hall of SEXHURT
PATHS TO PORNOLOGY
Everything you have ever done throughout your entire life has been building up to
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those TABOO SECRETS which THEY would rather KILL YOU for being INTERESTED IN than
LET YOU LEARN!! There will be a slight charge for this service.
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[fire.gif] [fire.gif] [23]The Hall of SCIENCE
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FINALLY FINISHED!! Our "flagship" Hall. How the Universe Began, and Must End...
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Your only source for Face Fucking Bat Sperm Antidote Pudding.
Strap on your information catheter and be flushed down the digital sewer.
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