The E-Z Quick-Implant BrainWipe

   Stage 1

   Prepare for auric 'augmentation.' Set User Brain resonating at the same frequency
   as the 'akashic ftp portal'. This will flood new information into your
   consciousness. May be accompanied by numbing sensations of tingling static.

   [1]Dobbs' Mouth Center the cursor on [2]"Bob's" mouth.

   PUT YOUR FACE RIGHT UP TO THE SCREEN with the cursor between your lips and
   "Bob's".

   KISS "BOB" NOW and [3]CLICK AS YOU KISS.

References

   1. https://www.subgenius.com/EZBrainwash.2.html
   2. https://www.subgenius.com/EZBrainwash.2.html
   3. https://www.subgenius.com/EZBrainwash.2.html