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$19.63 JAILBIRD - The Dreadlock Recollections
by Kerry Wendell Thornley
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Book of the SubG
"At the risk of sounding paranoid, I don't think it is a coincidence that I am
famous only among conspiracies". -- Kerry W. Thornley
First time in print, with an introduction by Reverend Ivan Stang of The Church of
the SubGenius. The complete confessions of Kerry Wendell Thornley, co-founder of
The Discordian Society, to his role as second-patsy in the assassination of John
F. Kennedy.
Some know Kerry Thornley as the witty co-author of The Principia Discordia, the
'bible' of the Discordian faith, a noble predecessor of The Church of the
SubGenius -- to which Thornley was also a contributor. He is known as well for
more serious endeavors, such as his novel The Idle Warriors, and for having to
defend himself against accusations of involvement in the assassination of
President John F. Kennedy.
This book is a compilation of his written memoirs concerning his many
conversations with two men that he was later convinced were indeed directly
involved in the murder of JFK. Includes an appendix of miscellaneous funny
Thornley rants, and a very detailed index.
"I dig the SubGeniuses because, like them, my IQ is also below genius. So, in
spite of my disagreements with them, the world looks to me just as bewildering
and frightening as it looks to them. Probably, there are Discordians who feel
every which way about everything, including "Bob" Dobbs". -- Kerry W. Thornley
326 pages, 6x9" paperback.
ALL COPIES BOUGHT HERE ARE SIGNED AND DATED BY REV. IVAN STANG.
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[1]Book of the SubG
The "Sistine Chapel" of the 20th Century, this profusely illustrated,
softbound Horror Bible, published by Simon & Schuster, is now in its 17th
printing. You'll never have to read another book as long as you live -- because
you'll just sit, reading this one over and over again. 200 pages of brain-raping
text and graphics. A self-help book for sinners, creeps, morphodites, and all
wise persons and guys who knew they wouldn't get "help" from any book even if
they needed it in the first place.
Encompasses Life of "Bob," his prophecy, entire past and future history of
Earth, and all the instructions you'll ever need for survival, Slack, psychic
wealth and prosperity in The End Times.
   You will then learn that no matter how sure of things you thought you
were, you were DEAD WRONG and GROVELING in an ILLUSION manufactured by the
 "Authorities" who secretly LORD OVER your VERY MIND. After that, you cannot
continue to live in blithering normalcy -- you'll know what you're being fattened
for. The book to go buy.
ALL COPIES BOUGHT HERE ARE SIGNED AND DATED BY REV. IVAN STANG.
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$16.00 THE AGENT AND MR. DOBBS
and
THE AGENT GOES TO DOBBSTOWN
by Rev. Teeters LaVerge
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[2]Book of the SubG
SOFTCOVER EDITION!
NEW SUBGENIUS NOVEL(s)!
Two brain-gnarling spy thriller mystery novellas starring J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
In the early 1960s, an earnest, patriotic and Pink agent for the Feds is assigned
to the seriously insane national security case of "Bob" Dobbs. He is drawn by
Dobbs down a rabbit hole that turns into a wormhole of 'Frop madness, surreal sex
with Connie, Bigfoot and Greys, bizarre parties with JFK, Hitler, Lee Harvey
Oswald, Fidel Castro, Nikita Khrushchev, and Timothy Leary... and unspeakable
experiences that make him question what he had mistakenly thought of as reality.
It's like H. P. Lovecraft by way of Raymond Chandler by way of R. Crumb. Like a
David Lynch movie with a dollop of The Three Stooges. Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon
guest-directed by David Cronenberg. Like an S. Clay Wilson comic novelized by
Franz Kafka.
"I've written two SubGenius movie screenplays. But if some Hollywood hotshot
approached me saying, "I've got a hundred million dollars for a big SubGenius
movie. Do you have a script?" -- I would hand them this book. It is F**KING
HILARIOUS and my very favorite portrait of 'Bob' so far. Let us just pray that it
is indeed fiction". -- Rev. Ivan Stang
The foreword is signed and dated by Ivan Stang.
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$17.95 Eyelash by Rev. Nikolai Kingsley
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[3]Book of the SubG
THE FIRST SUBGENIUS SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL!
He swore he'd never deal with the aliens again, but here he was, letting them
beam him onboardâ¦
He promised that whatever they were planning he'd keep Tai out of it, but here
she was, on the bridge...
What were the Xists trying to hide that was worse than Soul Harvesting and
interstellar drug running, and why were they being so nice to him... at first?
WHAT IN THE NAME OF SLACK HAD J. R. "BOB" DOBBS GOTTEN HIM INTO?!?
A tale of paranoia, misdirection, outright lies, extremely angry robots and
purple-haired elf girls, set in the richly detailed mythos of The Church of the
SubGenius.
GUARANTEED DOCTRINALLY CORRECT
"Kingsleyâs writing easily equals that of the giants on whose shoulders we
crouch, holding on for dear life with white knuckles to the oversized weave of
their immense dandruff-dusted sweaters while they stride about their titanic
world". -- Rev. Ivan Stang
(Amazon also sells it, [4]with a free preview of the first chapter. But Rev.
Kingsley and the Church make more when you buy it from us.)
231-page trade paperback
$17.95
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$14.99 Neighborworld by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca
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[5]Book of the SubG
A bulldada science fiction novel by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca, the astounding
improvisational wizard of The Church of the SubGenius radio show, The Hour of
Slack. A little bit A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, a taste of The Firesign Theatre, a dab of
Fleischer Brothers cartoons, a dash of Kafka, a splash of Fellini, and a whole
fistful of Lonesome Cowboy Dave!
It's about twenty years into the future and the lines between television, the
Internet and the real world have not merely blurred, they've disappeared. Stan
Mozuck is an Advo, part content provider and part detective, with a daunting new
assignment: to uncover and report on a mysterious group called the Weirds. These
grotesque characters seem to live completely off the grid, yet have extraordinary
powers to manipulate and twist not only the social media net but reality itself.
Stanís head is already pretty twisted, but when the Weirds climb into it they
steer him into a collision course with himself.
(Amazon has the [6]Kindle ebook version ($6.99) with a free preview of the first
chapter.)
218-page trade paperback
$14.99
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$2.00 SubGenius™ Pamphlets
[7]salesbob
Pamphlet #1: The power-packed introductory propaganda barrage that started it
all. So dense with info that many persons have gotten lost in it FOREVER!
Guaranteed to shock, enrapture, confuse, enlighten or piss off depending on which
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Pamphlet #2: Dozens Gave Their Words for this. Reveals proven success formula.
Sued twice for blasphlegmy - AND LOST!! All-pulp chassis is flexible yet
resilient... no more difficult de-spunking. Encrusted spum comes off as fast as
it got on, with a simple dishrag. Acid-free coating is resistant to normalcy
viruses.
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ALL GONE REVELATION X SOLD OUT - OUT OF PRINT
Book of the SubG
The 1995 sequel to The Book of the SubGenius, the Last New Testament, HAS BEEN
REPRINTED! Either the greatest general satire of pure human stupidity and greed
ever created, or a self-help book from Hell, REVELATION X is darker, deeper, more
detailed, louder and funnier than The Book of the SubGenius.
This HUGE tome of PURE DOCTRINAL RANTING and HIGH-POWERED GRAPHICS is so utterly
and relentlessly TRUE and SLACK-IMBUED that old-time SubGenii, and newcomers
alike, will laugh 'till their guts bleed and befoul their pants in sheer
astonishment. God's Answer to Fundamentalists -- shove this book into ANY
orifice and watch it GO!
OUT OF PRINT -- same story as THE BOBLIOGRAPHON, below
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THE SUBGENIUS PSYCHLOPAEDIA OF SLACK - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON
[8]Book of the SubG
 NYES! A THIRD SUBGENIUS TESTAMENT! The NEW (Oct. 2006) encyclopedia of
abnormality â 240 pages of cornea-melting illustrations and newly-released
SubGenius writings that will SHOCK those who thought surely everything must be
contained within the previous books. All-new revelations re: the Mystery of
X-Day; Connie Dobbs; Subicide; Slack Magic; SubGenius Kooks; âBobâsâ Dark
Secrets; The Earth-Mars Switch and infinitely more! From mighty Thunderâs
Mouth/Avalon.
Size: 7" x 9" Weight 13 oz
Contents: WRITTEN: Ivan Stang 44%, Nenslo 14%, Onan Canobite 8%, Philo Drummond,
G.G. Gordon, Dr. Hal, Susie the Floozy ~4 % each, 45 others
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