[1]OpenBSD Release Songs
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   Every 6 months the OpenBSD project has the pleasure to release our software with
   artwork and a matching song. Theo and some other developers mutate a theme (from
   a classical setting, a movie, or some genre) into the fishy world of Puffy, to
   describe some advance, event or controversy the project went through over the
   previous six months. To match the art released with the historical CD sets, we
   joined up with some musicians we know to make at least one song.

   7.3: [2]"The Wizard and the Fish"
   7.0: [3]"The Style Hymn"
   6.9: [4]"Vetera Novis"
   6.8: [5]"Hacker People"
   6.2: [6]"A 3 line diff"
   6.1: [7]"Winter of 95"
   6.0: [8]"Another Smash of the Stack", [9]"Black Hat",
           [10]"Money", [11]"Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)",
           [12]"Mother", [13]"Goodbye", and [14]"Wish you were Secure"
   5.9: [15]"Doctor W^X" and
           [16]"Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"
   5.8: [17]"20 years ago today", [18]"Fanza",
           [19]"So much better", and [20]"A Year in the Life"
   5.7: [21]"Source Fish"
   5.6: [22]"Ride of the Valkyries"
   5.5: [23]"Wrap in Time"
   5.4: [24]"Our favorite hacks"
   5.3: [25]"Blade Swimmer"
   5.2: [26]"Aquarela do Linux"
   5.1: [27]"Bug Busters!", [28]"Shut up and Hack" and
           [29]"Sonate aux insomniaques"
   5.0: [30]"What Me Worry?"
   4.9: [31]"The Answer"
   4.8: [32]"El Puffiachi"
   4.7: [33]"I'm still here"
   4.6: [34]"Planet of the Users"
   4.5: [35]"Games"
   4.4: [36]"Trial of the BSD Knights"
   4.3: [37]"Home to Hypocrisy"
   4.2: [38]"100001 1010101"
   4.1: [39]"Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"
   4.0: [40]"Humppa Negala" and [41]"OpenVOX"
   3.9: [42]"Blob!"
   3.8: [43]"Hackers of the Lost RAID"
   3.7: [44]"The Wizard of OS"
   3.6: [45]"Pond-erosa Puff (live)"
   3.5: [46]"CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"
   3.4: [47]"The Legend of Puffy Hood"
   3.3: [48]"Puff the Barbarian"
   3.2: [49]"Goldflipper"
   3.1: [50]"Systemagic"
   3.0: [51]"E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"

   Three audio CDs have been made which contain approximately 5 years of songs each:

   [52]CD:
   The Songs 3.0 - 4.0 [53]CD:
   The Songs 4.1 - 5.1 [54]CD:
   The Songs 5.2 - 6.0
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[55]7.3: "The Wizard and the Fish"

   4:50 [56](MP3 8.8MB) [57](OGG 3.4MB)

   [Sorry, no commentary]

   Once there was a Wizard so old and wise
   that he asked Mother Night for a new enterprise
   falling asleep his wish was heard
   and by Merlin's beard
   what a strange world he entered
   In this world existed only zeros and ones
   never had a Wizard seen such duality, not once
   He approached one of the zeros and said
   Who are you?
   I'm a zero
   yes, I see, but what do you do?
   The zero said
   I am the beginning and the end
   Never had our Wizard met such a strange friend
   He did not understand at all what he saw
   and walking on this time met another strange fella
   he approached the one and said:
   Who are you?
   I'm One
   Yes, I see, but what do you do?
   The one said: I am everything in between
   The Wizard could not believe what his eyes had just seen
   He sat down on a stone feeling tired and alone
   missing his friends in the binary unknown
   silent and sad he played with his beard
   suddenly, a little fish appeared!
   The Wizard said: you are not a zero or a one?
   No, I'm a fish, come swim with me, come
   They swam together and dived
   deep into the ocean
   until they found the place
   where it once all began
   The little fish took a small rake and starting raking the sand
   and the Wizard was amazed by the waves of this new friend
   he said
   Little fish, who are you?
   I'm a gardener, don't you see?
   Well, yes, but what do you do?
   The little fish - without stopping - calmly made clear
   My task is important, this is what I do here,
   the sand contains crucial information
   which I need to order
   before the rising of the sun.
   Suddenly, from far, a big whale appeared
   The Wizard, frightend, quickly hid behind his beard
   The whale opened his mouth
   but instead of swallowing our friend
   released from his tongue
   piles and piles of new sand.
   The Wizard, startled, opened his mouth
   but the fish said
   No no no, no questions allowed,
   we do not need to know where he comes from or goes
   for a little mystery is what gives us purpose.
   Finally something the Wizard could understand
   he had found the mystery underneath the beginning and the end
   he had dived way below everything in between
   and saw the biggest whale he had ever seen
   He said My dear fish, what you do, I can see,
   is raking the maritime soil of mystery
   from now on, I will protect you, your sand, and your shells,
   coming back every year to update my spells.
   They said their goodbyes
   and the Wizard returned
   to his nice and warm bed,
   with all his lessons learned
   He was happy that he now understood this strange place
   and could protect his new friends for the rest of his days

   Lyrics & voice acting by Tara Smeenk. Composed & produced by Lourens van der
   Zwaag.
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[58]7.0: "The Style Hymn"

   3:14 [59](MP3 5.9MB) [60](OGG 3.1MB)

   [Sorry, no commentary]

   There we see developers, busy as bees.
   They plan and polish one KNF after another.
   Each carefully tending to their trees.
   Leaving directories better than they found them.
   The group shares common norms for style and aesthetics.
   Indentation is a brisk 8 character tab.
   Four spaces are used for the second level.
   All code fits in 80 columns.
   Only tabs followed by spaces are used to form the indentation.
   Looking at the source sideways, this makes for a magnificent skyline.
   Punctilious and meticulous attention to detail.
   Major structures are declared at the top of the file in which they are used.
   Each variable declaration its own line.
   Except in functions, where multiple ones per line are okay.
   A cheerful tab after the first word.
   Variables are sorted by use, then by size, then by alphabetical order.
   Each and every trailing whitespace buffed away.
   Important comments can be recognized by their sheer size: a single sentence
   is allowed to occupy three whole lines by spreading its starry lines!
   All major routines have a comment briefly describing what they do.
   The comment before the "main" routine describes what the program does.
   Usage statements take the same form as the synopsis in manual pages.
   Of course, manual pages are this masterpiece's crown jewels.

   Lyrics by Job Snijders. Composed by Lourens van der Zwaag & Anouk Tuijnman.
   Produced by Lourens van der Zwaag. Vocals by Tos van Eekeren & Anouk Tuijnman.
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[61]6.9: "Vetera Novis"

   3:24 [62](MP3 6.2MB) [63](OGG 4.6MB)

   as suns rise above high skies
   clouds die
   clearing the sky

   No lyrics.

   Commentary by Job Snijders. Instruments, composition, and arrangement by Bob
   Kitella.
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[64]6.8: "Hacker People"

   3:24 [65](MP3 7.8MB) [66](OGG 11.0MB)

   Like the movie "Hackers", the OpenBSD project is now 25 years old. Though the
   movie played no part in our focus on security.

   What a ride it's been.

   My little hobby project took itself both too seriously, and not seriously at all.
   Then somewhere along the way the project started collecting many seriously
   skilled developers who found it a "fertile ground" to play and experiment. (To
   counter that, maybe they didn't find other places as interesting, or didn't want
   to write independent software which wasn't being adopted).

   The "fertile ground" I'm talking about is our willingness to throw away the old
   and replace it, or try to adopt or build security protections, or integrate
   pieces normally not part of a unix system (such as the extensive network
   components). The OpenSSH story comes from the same approach.

   In doing so, we didn't annoy too many people because we stayed true to the spirit
   of old BSD unix. It feels like modernized SunOS 4.0, trying to be a highly
   cohesive complete system where all the parts are supposed to work similarly, and
   if they don't, we consider changing them. The ifconfig command has been extended
   greatly, but it remains :-)

   Strangely, along the way our work started influencing the whole software
   industry. The packet filter pf is included in some systems. Our libc work is in
   other places. OpenSSH, privsep, and W^X and address space randomization and other
   hardenings are either ubiquitous now or inching that way. Pieces of our work are
   in nooks and crannies everywhere, while the cohesive whole OpenBSD continues to
   be developed apace.

   Another 25 years?

   This software is free,
   so on the count of three,
   update to six point eight!

   Stack up too much fakes and the world breaks.
   Only what's open can be true.
   Full transparency is best for you.

   Free functional, and secure.
   hacker people! hacker people!
   Just read the code if unsure.

   Hack the planet,
   search to see what makes it tick,
   makes it panic.
   This software is free, so on the count of three:
   update to six point eight.

   Hacker people! Hacker people!

   What's the deal, what's still real?
   Ground yourself with truth.
   Run a software that allows you to sleuth.
   Only that what's open can be true.
   Full transparency is best for me and you.

   Hack the planet,
   search to see what makes it tick,
   makes it panic.

   if I fool your time you are mine.
   if I hide what you should see,
   your routing is debris.

   Hack the planet,
   search to see what makes it tick,
   makes it panic.
   Together we are openbsd,
   so everyone update to six point eight!

   Hacker people! Hacker people!

   Commentary by Theo de Raadt. Lyrics by Job Snijders. Instruments, composition,
   arrangement, and vocals by Lourens van der Zwaag & Said Vroon. Mixed and mastered
   by Rayan Vroon.
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[67]6.2: "A 3 line diff"

   1:54 [68](MP3 3.5MB) [69](OGG 3.0MB)

   In OpenBSD developer circles few memes carry as strongly as "The 3 line diff".
   This is a humorous warning, but also a true story. More than half the developers
   ("the new kids") don't know this story but still repeat the meme -- it has nearly
   become apocrypha.

   Unfortunately, in software development not all problems are as trivial as we
   think.

   The event happened at a hackathon in Portugal more than a decade ago.

   In a eureka moment Art declared he had found a stunningly simple solution for a
   problem long pondered, and he could fix it in 2 -- no -- 3 lines. In the
   following weeks his change grew larger and larger, introducing (or exposing)
   other problems. We stood and stared. It was far from a 3 line diff, and was
   eventually discarded.

   I am not writing words of mockery here. This is a common occurrence in complex
   software development. To do great things, we must reach for the sky. Sometimes we
   fail, and quite often it is messy.

   There is of course a danger we'll believe we are invincible, and push a change
   which is too disruptive to others. For that reason, we operate as a team. We can
   try to avoid hubris.

   Therefore to this day posing a question like "And you can fix the problem in 3
   lines?" is a humorous way of keeping each other honest.

   Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
   A tale of a fateful diff,
   That started on a set of stairs
   Right by a pizza joint.

   Art was a mighty coding man,
   And he was mighty sure
   The only change that was required
   Was a three-line diff, a three-line diff.

   The coding started getting tough,
   The change began to swell,
   Despite the confidence of the programmers
   The system would then crash,
   the system always crashed.

   The simple change became complex
   Just too many things overlooked,
   With Grabowski,
   And the testers too,
   Theo watching and skeptical
   Miod Vallat,
   And Kettenis, and Dale, and...
   Hacking Grabowski's diff.

   So this is a tale of our programmers,
   They've been here for 20 years.
   They'll have to do the best they can,
   It's an endless task.

   Grabowski and the others too
   Will do their very best
   To get the changes into prod
   It is an epic slog,

   No QEMU, only DDB,
   Not a single luxury,
   Like Ritchie and Thompson did
   It's as primitive as can be

   So check a new diff every week,
   Your head is sure to hurt
   While all the puzzled programmers
   Gawk at Grabowski's diff

   Working on a marginal diff.

   Lyrics by Carson Harding based upon tale from Theo de Raadt. Vocals by Johnny
   Nordstrom, Chris Wynters, Scott Peters (of Captain Tractor). Composition,
   arrangement, instruments, and recording by Jonathan Lewis. This song was released
   13 months after 6.2 due to various factors.
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[70]6.1: "Winter of 95"

   3:30 [71](MP3 6.4MB) [72](OGG 4.7MB)

   OpenBSD was only a few months old when we realized that read-only repository
   access for everyone was a critical concept.

   Previously, open source projects would make occasional releases accompanied by
   tarballs of final source files and Changelogs files, but would not expose the
   step-by-step changes of the development process. Unwittingly all open source
   projects were operating with a walled garden approach.

   Chuck Cranor and I worked on the anoncvs feature, and Bob Beck soon became
   involved in moving the anoncvs mirror off my overloaded ISDN network to the
   University of Alberta, thereby increasing our capacity to deliver. Nowadays there
   are many anoncvs mirrors.

   The introduction of anoncvs meant people without commit access could read the
   commit logs, as well as each committed diff. They could reason about the past as
   they proposed new changes.

   Anoncvs had an immediate impact expanding our development group. We were
   inundated with high quality diffs. These outsider developers wrote excellent
   changes because they had sufficient context to reason upon. Those who overwhelmed
   us with good changes became developers with commit access. We were forced to hand
   out commit accounts like candy.

   Some people said we would never last. Their cynicism could almost be thanked for
   the increase in openness we embraced, and then our openness probably led others
   to embrace it also.

   I had a Type-4 keyboard,
   Bought with my Sun workstation,
   Hacked on it 'til my fingers bled.
   Was the winter of '95.

   Me and the guys from core,
   Had a source tree with lots of history.
   Chris and Charles held a little coup,
   I should have known I'd lose my history.

   Oh, when I look back now,
   I can see we all have nothing
   When it all can be... when it can be taken away.
   Everyone needs to know their history.
   It was the winter of '95

   So we carried on with a fresh source tree,
   Spent all of our hours coding,
   Making changes in our private history,
   Repeating the error of the past, yeah.

   The source tree just got too big,
   Too many diffs, too unreliable,
   Too few people had any access;
   Got to open it up now and forever
   Everyone needs to see the history.

   Sometimes when I look for something
   Reading ancient tarballs with despair
   I wonder what they were thinking.

   And now the times have changed
   Repos on the web, git,
   now githubs everywhere.
   not like the winter of '95

   Back around that Halloween,
   Microsoft said open source would never last,
   But now they use the repo tools,
   In the same open access way.

   Everyone needs to see the history.

   Lyrics by Carson Harding and Theo de Raadt at the Ship & Anchor. Vocals by Cary
   Shields. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals, and recording by Jonathan
   Lewis.
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[73]6.0: "Another Smash of the Stack"

   4:23 [74](MP3 8.0MB) [75](OGG 6.5MB)

   [76]OpenBSD 6.0 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   In 20 years of mitigating security issues, we've encountered plenty of
   resistance. Some upstream projects don't seem to care that their software follows
   unsafe practices or sacrifice security in favor of obsolete methods. It takes
   sustained pressure to tear down the walls.

   We don't need no exploitation
   We don't need no overflows
   No ROP stack pivots spraying pointers
   Hackers, leave my stack alone!
   Hey! Hackers! leave my heap alone!
   All in all it's just raising the bar
   All in all you're just raising the bar

   "Wrong, Code it again!"

   "If you don't fix yer JIT, you can't exec the pages.
   How can you exec the pages if you don't fix your JIT?"

   "You! Yes, you there with the keyboard, shut up and hack!"

   Lyrics by Todd Miller. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals, and
   recording by Dewi Wood.
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[77]6.0: "Black Hat"

   5:10 [78](MP3 9.4MB) [79](OGG 7.2MB)

   [80]OpenBSD 6.0 CD2 track 3 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   Our developers don't really promise an ideal world where all attackers are
   blocked all the time. But our small group developed some components that help
   make a difference.

   Black Hat, out there in the cold
   Hacking websites for control
   Can you crack me?
   Black Hat, working for the Chinese
   With twitchy fingers on flashing keys
   Can you spoof me?
   Black Hat, don't let them put you in the light
   Never give in: just fight!

   Black Hat, always trying to p0wn,
   Social engineering with a phone,
   Can you phish me?
   Black Hat, with your buffer overflows
   Waiting for someone to hit one
   Can you probe me?
   Black Hat, do you do this for pure knowledge?
   They opened the file! Too bad: they're pledged

   But it was all futility
   The firewall was strong
   As all can see
   No matter how he tried
   He could not break free()
   And his worm just sputtered and died

   Black Hat, skimming cards down at the bank
   always claiming "it was just a prank!"
   Can you scam me?
   Black Hat, out there on the net
   Throwing packets with wget
   Can you hack me?
   Black Hat, have you no hope at all?
   The firewalls were carped: they never fall

   Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals and
   recording by Jonathan Lewis.
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[81]6.0: "Money"

   3:51 [82](MP3 7.0MB) [83](OGG 4.8MB)

   [84]OpenBSD 6.0 CD2 track 4 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   Consider donating to our development efforts via [85]the OpenBSD Foundation. This
   Canadian not-for-profit funds OpenBSD's efforts which happen in Canada and all
   over the world.

   Majority of the funds covers the [86]hackathons, which increase collaboration
   between developers by getting them face to face regularly.

   Funding OpenBSD is funding innovation.

   Money, donate your pay.
   Automate with a cron job and we'll be ok.
   Money, donate your pay.
   Thoughtful programming versus "just make it fast".
   TLB that cache with high CPU and cause a thrash.
   Single cores are out, SMP unlocking
   Will get you a faster net stream

   Canaries have your back.
   In the right place, hacks stop in your protected stack.
   Puffy, he's a hit.
   Theo doesn't suffer users' ill-informed bullshit.
   Fly to hackathons, sleep in dormatory beds
   Worldwide userbase, can you fund our project?

   Not donating, it's a crime.
   Distributed and shared fairly but can't exist on just a dime.
   OpenBSD, so they say
   Is the securest system today
   Don't make us busk until dusk 'cause we'd rather be hacking away

   Lyrics by Jason B. George. Drums by Cikomo Paul. Bass and vocals by Ulrike Jung.
   All other instruments, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung.
   Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio.
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[87]6.0: "Comfortably Dumb (the misc song)"

   6:10 [88](MP3 11.5MB) [89](OGG 8.3MB)

   [90]OpenBSD 6.0 CD2 track 5 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   As developers, we want to see users succeed, and so it's especially frustrating
   to see users setting themselves up to fail.

   The necessity of triaging vague complaints to determine if they represent true
   bugs or user error is a tax on all the users whose mail goes unread when
   motivation runs out. Much like a fork bomb process, these low content threads
   multiply and explode, threatening the stability of the system itself and
   aggravating admins and users alike.

   "Hello,
   Are there any experts out there?
   Please reply if you can help me.
   I just rm -rf'ed /home"

   "I don't know how
   But I need this feature now.
   My users are pained
   I need my server up again".

   "Relax.
   The list needs a dmesg first.
   Just the basic facts
   Stop whining between your blurts".

   There is no wifi, you are pleading.
   Vendor firmware not on horizon.
   Packets only coming through in waves.
   Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.
   Fork-bomb child. Crappy C coder.
   Bad PF ruleset. Machines fall down, go boom.
   Now we've got that feeling once again.
   We can't explain, you would not understand.
   This is just how you are.
   Original poster, you ... have become comfortably dumb.

   OK
   Just a little firewall pin prick
   There'll be lots of aaaaaaaah!
   You're p0wn3d by a script kiddie dick.

   Can you upgrade?
   We do believe it's working, good.
   That'll keep you going for a while.
   Our patience is at null.

   There is no wifi, you are pleading.
   Vendor firmware not on horizon.
   Packets only coming through in waves.
   Your lips move but broken audio mutes what you're saying.
   Fork-bomb child.
   I can no longer handle reading misc.
   I want to scrape out both my eyes.
   I tried to reply but your address bounced.
   I give you my middle finger now.
   My inner child is crushed.
   My dreams are gone.
   You ... have become comfortably dumb.

   Lyrics by Jason George. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals, and
   recording by Dewi Wood.
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[91]6.0: "Mother"

   5:30 [92](MP3 10.2MB) [93](OGG 7.8MB)

   [94]OpenBSD 6.0 CD2 track 6 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   As the author of a number of the OpenBSD songs, I'll admit that sometimes it's a
   bit of a chore. Theo bugs me to help him out, often with a theme, and eventually
   I relent and devote an evening to it.

   One of the things that we're passionate about is making changes to the software
   ecosystem that make things safer for all of us - not just OpenBSD. Very often we
   try techniques, and adopt practices on OpenBSD to make things better across the
   ecosystem, and hope to encourage others to follow our lead.

   We've had a lot of great success upstreaming changes and ideas to individual
   projects, often through the diligent work of the OpenBSD ports developers. We've
   had less success promoting things up through standards bodies and other projects.
   Too often the world seems caught up in a seemingly suicidal "backward
   compatibility forever" fervor, exacerbated by standards bodies populated by
   corporate representation that does not want to make any kinds of disruptive
   changes that might cause expense.

   This time, once Theo put the bug in my ear, it didn't take me very long. I
   pondered our recent efforts to fix random functions via standards bodies, and
   considered the real possibility of my being [95]harmed by the failure of an
   embedded 32 bit linux device in 2038, and then this song just wrote itself in
   about 10 minutes.

   Enjoy

   --Bob

   Mother, don't you want to change this code?
   Mother, don't you think this cruft's too old?
   Mother, do you think we're heading for a fall?
   Ooooh aah, mother, we should change these calls.

   Mother, should I send a patch upstream?
   Mother, do you think it'll change a thing?
   Mother, will they twist this in an unfair light?
   Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?

   Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry
   Mama's gonna keep all of her customers true
   Mama's gonna keep legacy crap there with you
   Mama's gonna keep changes from making them sad
   She won't let you flense but she might let you add
   Mama's gonna keep baby growing much more

   Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe
   Of course Mama's gonna help add some calls

   Mother, do you think this code is stuffed? (with shit.....)
   Mother, do you think it's dangerous? (a bit.....)
   Mother, can we tear this API apart?
   Oooh aah, mother, will you break my heart?

   Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry
   Mama's gonna rig all of the standards for you
   Mama won't let anything foreign get through
   Mama's gonna wait up till you send it, dear
   Mama will subvert things not invented here
   Mamma's gonna keep baby under control

   Ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe, ooooh, babe
   Don't say deprecation to me.

   Mother, does change need to be so hard?

   Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments, vocals, and recording
   by Jonathan Lewis.
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[96]6.0: "Goodbye"

   1:07 [97](MP3 2.0MB) [98](OGG 1.3MB)

   [99]OpenBSD 6.0 CD2 track 7 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   Theo's debut. It ain't easy being
   green. Going back to the keyboard
   now...

   Goodbye CDs
   I'm done with you today
   Goodbye
   Goodbye
   Goodbye
   No more pre-production
   And no more long delays
   So I have peace
   Of mind
   Goodbye.

   Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, instruments and recording by
   Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Theo de Raadt.
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[100]6.0: "Wish you were Secure"

   4:54 [101](MP3 9.0MB) [102](OGG 6.2MB)

   This track missed the 6.0 CD release, therefore it is only available here.

   In Open Source philosophy, distinctions between progress or
   backwards-compatibility, along with other dichotomous API judgments, are vendor
   choice, not user; so, the duality of profit and control is an indivisible whole.
   In the ethics of OpenBSD on the other hand, most notably in the philosophy of
   Theo de Raadt (c. 21st century AD), a moral dimension is attached to the idea of
   stagnation and advancement.

   So,
   So you think you can sell
   Our Heaven to Hell?
   ABIs cast in stone?
   Would you sell the green fields
   to buy your own cage?
   Be stable for a wage?
   So you think you can sell

   Did you decide to trade
   Your leaders for stock?
   Complex code in the tree
   For simple code that was free?
   Cold cash for your clout?
   Did you walk out
   On a lead role in the war
   For a part as a boy scout?

   How I wish, how I wish you were secure
   We're just two old fish swimming in a toilet bowl,
   it's all so impure
   Fighting over the same APIs
   What do you prize?
   That same old lure
   Wish you were secure

   Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Tierra Watts. Programming, electric bass,
   electric guitar, and electric violin by Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[103]5.9: "Doctor W^X"

   4:06 [104](MP3 7.5MB) [105](OGG 5.5MB)

   [106]OpenBSD 5.9 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   No lyrics.

   Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis. Instruments by Jonathan
   Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[107]5.9: "Systemagic (Anniversary Edition)"

   3:46 [108](MP3 6.9MB) [109](OGG 5.1MB)

   [110]OpenBSD 5.9 CD2 track 3 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [111]Systemmagic

   BSD fight buffer reign
   Flowing blood in circuit vein
   Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count
   Puffy rip attacker out

   Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault
   Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default

   Can't fight the Systemagic
   Über tragic
   Can't fight the Systemagic

   Sexty second, black cat struck
   Breeding worm of crypto-suck
   Hot rod box unt hunting wake
   Vampire omellete, kitten cake

   Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault
   Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default

   Chorus

   Cybersluts vit undead guts
   Transyl-viral coffin muck
   Penguin lurking under bed
   Puffy hoompa on your head

   Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault
   Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default
   Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault
   Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default

   Chorus

   Lyrics based on the [112]3.1 song "Systemagic" by Ty Semaka. Music rearranged by
   Timm Markgraf. Performed by Timm Markgraf (vocals, guitar, banjo), Malte Schalk
   (bass), and Moritz Brümmer (cello). Recorded at Esdenera in Hannover, Germany.
   Mastered by Arno Jordan at Castle Röhrsdorf near Dresden.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[113]5.8: "20 years ago today"

   2:19 [114](MP3 4.2MB) [115](OGG 3.1MB)

   [116]OpenBSD 5.8 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [117]FishHearts

   The CVS import of the OpenBSD src tree was done at [118]08:37:01, Oct 18, 1995
   GMT.

   Subsequent 20 years:
   ~322,000 commits
   ~44 commits/day average
   ~355 hackers through the years

   It was twenty years ago you see
   Theo opened a cvs tree
   Made commits to many a file
   Joined by others in a very short while

   Take a moment to view
   The source of all this code
   The openbsd cvs repo...

   We're the openssh repository
   We hope you will enjoy the code
   The openntpd repository
   But that's not all that's here oh no...
   The mandoc 'pository, smtpd 'tory
   The libressl repo too

   It's wonderful to see the code
   Re-used far and wide
   The license is so liberal
   We'd love for you to code with us
   We'd love for you to code...

   I don't really want to have to go
   But it's hackathon time and so
   The coder will commit the code
   That he wants all of you to load

   So let me introduce to you the one and only Puffy Fish
   And the openbsd cvs repo...

   B... S... D...

   Lyrics by Todd C. Miller. Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis.
   Vocals and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[119]5.8: "Fanza"

   3:45 [120](MP3 6.7MB) [121](OGG 4.2MB)

   [122]OpenBSD 5.8 CD2 track 3 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   No lyrics.

   Arrangement, recording and synthesizer design by Alexandre Ratchov, on OpenBSD.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[123]5.8: "So much better"

   3:06 [124](MP3 5.7MB) [125](OGG 3.4MB)

   [126]OpenBSD 5.8 CD2 track 4 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [127]So Much Better

   After 20 years, one has to admit:

   With every release,
   Puffy becomes better,
   a little better all the time.

   With every release,
   Puffy becomes better,
   so much better all the time.

   Let's count in sys:
   2064534 lines of C code
   51526 lines of Assembly code

   With every release,
   Puffy becomes better,
   really better all the time.

   Let's count in log:
   314544 commits from developers
   43.67 commits per day on average
   351 hackers and slackers through the years

   Proactive security and sane defaults
   Puffy becomes better than ever before
   Free, functional, and secure by default

   With every release,
   Puffy becomes better,
   so much better all the time.

   With every release,
   Puffy becomes better,
   so much better all the time.

   With every release,
   Puffy becomes better.

   With every release,
   Puffy becomes better,
   so much better all the time.

   Lyrics, composition, arrangement, and recording by Joerg Jung. Female vocals by
   Ulrike Jung. Edited, composed, and arranged on OpenBSD using Audacity, CMU Flite,
   and Schism Tracker. Mastering by Lars Neugebauer of adlerhorstaudio and Joerg
   Jung.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[128]5.8: "A Year in the Life"

   4:52 [129](MP3 8.9MB) [130](OGG 6.7MB)

   [131]OpenBSD 5.8 CD2 track 5 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.
   [132]A Year in the Life

   I read the news today oh boy
   About a silly man who made a change
   And though the hole was rather bad
   Well I just had to laugh
   I saw the code he wrote.

   BIO_snprintf with a cast..
   He didn't know the POSIX API had changed
   A crowd on slashdot stood and stared.
   They'd seen such code before
   Everyone was really sure
   It was from 1984..

   I saw a tweet today oh boy.
   The OpenBSD devs had just forked the code.
   And though the code was rather gross
   They held their nose and dove.
   Having read the code..
   I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.

   Built up.. a sense of dread..
   IMPLEMENT_ASN1 macros in my head.
   Found a way down through 10 levels of hell
   And looking there, I noticed more to fix.
   #unifdef, and rewrite that
   cut this out, and hear it splat.
   Found my way upstairs and read hackernews
   whining about comic sans and CVS.

   Whiiiiiiinne whine whine....
   Whiiiine whinee.... Whine Whineee....
   whine.. They... Use Cee.. Vee Esss...

   I read the news today oh boy
   Four thousand holes in OpenSSL
   And though the holes were rather small
   They embargoed them all
   The privileged get to patch them
   while the rest get no info, at all...
   I'd love to Ceeeeee Veeeeee Eeeeeee.

   We've done stuff about LibreSSL before, but this particular song just fit with
   the release theme. While the lyrics can speak for themselves, "A Year In The
   Life" is representative of more than just LibreSSL. The pattern of LibreSSL
   development is a pattern that has repeated itself many times in OpenBSD -- a
   decision is made by a few people to do something, followed by action, and letting
   the world share it if they like it (such as with OpenSSH). To the developers
   actually doing the work, reactions to such efforts can often seem surreal, or
   irrelevant. The juxtaposition of working on the very real with the surreal going
   on around you can often make working on such projects feel like you're in a bit
   of an altered reality.. Sort of like the song. A number of us have had many years
   like this in the last 20.

   Lyrics by Bob Beck. Composition, arrangement, recording by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals
   and instruments by Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[133]5.7: "Source Fish"

   3:00 [134](MP3 5.9MB) [135](OGG 3.9MB)

   [136]OpenBSD 5.7 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.
   [137]Blue fish

   Comin' to ya, via CVS
   All the code, that's safe to load
   Got the ProPolice, in the GCC
   Boundary checks, and Canaries

   I'm a Source Fish, ha ha
   Yeah I'm a Source Fish
   I'm a Source Fish
   Woah I'm a Source Fish

   Code used to suck, in a Big way
   But it Keeps getting better, each and every day
   OpenSSL, wasn't done by us
   With Libre ha ha, there ain't no fuss

   I'm a Source Fish
   Woah I'm a Source Fish
   I'm a Source Fish
   I'm a Source Fish

   With a secure shell, and a key or two
   You'd be amazed, at what I can do
   OpenSSH, relayd, PF, OpenNTPd
   All I am, has been used for free

   I'm a Source Fish, that's right
   I'm a Source Fish
   I'm a Source Fish
   Yeah I'm a Source Fish

   When the bullies, in that neighborhood
   Come collecting, just remember that I'm Free, I'm Free Yeah Yeah, I'm Free Yeah
   Yeah

   Instrumental

   I'm a Source Fish, ha
   Yes I'm a Source Fish
   You, over there You a Source Fish, ha ha
   Yeah, I'm a Source Fish
   Who that over there, He's a Source Fish, You a Source Fish, ha
   I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah
   I'm a Source Fish, Yeah Yeah
   Source Fish

   Richie Pollack: vocals and harmonica. Jonathan Lewis: programming, bass, piano,
   and Hammond B3 organ. André Wickenheiser: trumpet. Lyrics by Bob Kitella.
   Produced and Recorded by Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[138]5.6: "Ride of the Valkyries"

   3:54 [139](MP3 7.3MB) [140](OGG 5.3MB)

   [141]OpenBSD 5.6 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.
   [142]Captain Tedu

   No lyrics.

   No one wants to fork an open source project: it's a huge amount of work and isn't
   efficient in community time, but when you wake up one day and find that a hole in
   the SSL library you're using made world-wide news, and that the library's bad
   code style is hiding exploit mitigation countermeasures, then suddenly forking
   seems critically important. Two months of intense development later, LibreSSL was
   released.

   The bigger questions remain for the open source development community to answer:
   why did this occur? Why is the OpenSSL code base so hard to understand?
   Complexity is the enemy of security, so for something whose raison d'être is
   security, why are secondary goals allowed to endanger the absolute #1 goal? Or
   has OpenSSL become a brand which allows companies to -- on the cheap -- meet
   security "requirements" like FIPS instead of actually being secure?

   How important is it for developers and customers to have software where security
   is the goal? How much are they willing to push back on the OS developers and
   others to achieve that? Can we set a new, higher bar for best practices that will
   drive everyone to do more than just posture?

   Composed by Richard Wagner in July of 1851. Arranged and performed by Jonathan
   Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[143]5.5: "Wrap in Time"

   4:18 [144](MP3 7.9MB) [145](OGG 5.9MB)

   [146]OpenBSD 5.5 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [147]McFishy

   Tell me doctor, what will be the date,
   Is it 1901, or 2038.
   All I wanna do is make my keyboard sing

   From today I'll be fine
   But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.
   Don't wanna wrap back in time.

   Don't bet your future on compat's bad advice
   Better remember, bugs always strike twice.
   Please don't use time32_t, not just a word again

   So talk to me, I'll be fine
   But you better promise me I won't wrap back in time.
   Don't wanna wrap back in time
   Don't wanna wrap back in time
   No bad hacks in time.

   Don't wanna wrap back in time
   Don't wanna wrap back in time
   don't wrap! don't wrap!

   In January of 2038, 32-bit Unix time will overflow and wrap back to 1901. This is
   known as the [148]Year 2038 problem. POSIX operating systems have made strong
   inroads into embedded roles, so this is anticipated to be substantially worse
   than the Y2K transition.

   In August of 2012, Philip Guenther started the OpenBSD work to solve this. After
   a year of work it was ready enough for merging, and in August 2013 the time_t
   type was changed to int64_t on all platforms and the kernel and userland were
   adapted to the new situation. The initial work was committed right after OpenBSD
   5.4, then polished in tree over the next 6 months.

   The next part of the process was to drag the "ports" software ecosystem along
   because no one else had paved the way for 32-bit machines to run with 64-bit
   time_t. This required a fair bit of upstream involvement. Thousands of fixes were
   required to make both 32-bit and 64-bit time work transparently. There will be
   more fixing in the future, but the concept is proven.

   In the past OpenBSD pushed risky theoretical ideas into mainstream software
   practice by proving the ecosystem was ready to change. No OS wants to make a ABI
   jump until the case for change is proven. Stack protection, ASLR, and W^X
   principles are now in common use by mainline operating systems... because things
   like Firefox and Postgresql don't break anymore. OpenBSD built that route.

   In the same way, the road is paved for the 64-bit time_t transition. Other
   operating systems can now make this jump.

   Lyrics by Bob Beck and Philip Guenther. Vocals by Steve Pineo. Composition,
   arrangement, recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[149]5.4: "Our favorite hacks"

   2:27 [150](MP3 4.5MB) [151](OGG 3.0MB)

   [152]OpenBSD 5.4 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [153]Puffia

   do { to loop
   at least one time
   regexp,
   to match a chunk of text
   main, the name,
   by which I'm called
   for,
   another kind of loop
   sem,
   a way to block a thread
   log
   a func to follow sem
   t,
   a place to store the time
   } while (we close the block of do)

   PF divert-to and async resolver
   Function call tracing to show how you got there
   BGE changes to speed up the stack
   These are a few of our favorite hacks

   Closing the kernel thread races that hang you
   Updating ports from the versions that pain you
   Kernel mode setting and elf comes to vax
   These are a few of our favorite hacks

   Buffer queue limits and locale additions
   Man-page updates to relate the traditions
   Make DHCPD better with acks
   These are a few of our favorite hacks

   (chorus)

   When my programs crash, when the kernel hangs
   When I'm feeling mad
   I update to get more of our favorite hacks
   And then I don't feel so bad

   (repeat)

   (chorus)

   When the build stops, when the panic hits,
   When I'm feeling mad
   I update to get more of our favorite hacks
   And then I don't feel so bad

   Lyrics by Philip Guenther. Vocals by Allison Lynch. Composition, arrangement,
   recording, and mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[154]5.3: "Blade Swimmer"

   3:07 [155](MP3 5.7MB) [156](OGG 4.4MB)

   [157]OpenBSD 5.3 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [158]Roy Puffy

   Starting with this release, we introduce a new artist -- Katherine Piro.

   I've seen things your programs wouldn't believe.

   [laughs]

   Stack frames unwinding with Turing complete behaviour.

   I watched threads racing trampoline bindings in ld.so.

   All those overwrites will be lost in memory
   like [coughs] accesses to NULL.

   Time to dump core.

   Lyrics by Theo de Raadt. Composition, arrangement, vocals, recording, and
   mastering by Bob Kitella.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[159]5.2: "Aquarela do Linux!"

   3:01 [160](MP3 5.6MB) [161](OGG 4.1MB)

   [162]OpenBSD 5.2 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [163]Brazil

   Just as the original song professed its love for Brazil, "World, you'll love my
   Linux" is the passionate call of an idealistic dreamer who can't bear the thought
   of software that will only run under Windows, and yet loves the situation with
   software that will only run under particular Linux distributions.

   This problem has proliferated itself into the standards bodies, with Posix
   adopting Linuxisms ahead of any other variant of Unix.

   Posix and Unix have made it where you can write reasonably portable software and
   have it compile and run across a multitude of platforms. Now this seems to be
   changing as the love for Linux drives the standards bodies into accepting
   everything Linux, good and bad.

   We also are faced with groups writing software that only works with particular
   distributions of Linux. From this we get software that not only isn't very
   portable, but often not particularly stable. Our idealistic dreamer in the song
   loves running one, or more than one distribution of Linux for a particular
   purpose. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left with the unattractive choice of
   doing the same, or relying on herculean efforts to port software that is being
   actively developed in a way to discourage porting it to other platforms.

   Linux, the one and only true Unix
   We are in every way Posix
   We voice our yearning "Someday soon"
   We won't need any other.

   Then, tomorrow brings a new distro
   It's better than the last you know
   Another million bits that changed
   All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up
   They just get pushed into Posix
   There's one thing that I know
   The world will love it, all Linux

   Then, there's other stuff we push as well
   Others can work around this hell
   With just a million lines of Shell
   Now, as standards ape the one Linux
   Everyone else just gets stuffed
   There's one thing that I'm certain of
   The world will love it, all Linux
   We are Posix
   World, you'll love my Linux
   Linux, Linux

   Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Doug
   McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments, Jonathan Lewis.
   Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[164]5.1: "Bug Busters!"

   2:47 [165](MP3 5.1MB) [166](OGG 4.0MB)

   [167]OpenBSD 5.1 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [168]Bugbusters

   If you've got a bug
   That you just can't shove
   Who ya gonna install?
   Bugbusters!

   Buffer overflow?
   Don't know where to go
   Who ya gonna install?
   Bugbusters!

   I ain't afraid of no holes
   I ain't afraid of no holes

   And you're off by one
   And it ain't no fun
   Who ya gonna install?
   Bugbusters!

   If your system's down
   And it makes you frown
   Who ya gonna install?
   Bugbusters!

   I ain't afraid of no holes
   I ain't afraid of no holes

   If you need a trace
   Gonna win that race
   Who ya gonna install?
   Bugbusters!

   If you got a crash
   And you got no cash
   Who ya gonna install?
   Bugbusters!

   OpenBSD makes me feel good!

   Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
   [169]Ty Semaka. All instruments programmed by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed,
   and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of [170]Moxam Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

"Shut up and Hack"

   3:11 [171](MP3 5.8MB) [172](OGG 4.7MB)

   This is an extra on "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" Audio CD.

   This is an extra track by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis.

   On a regular basis, the OpenBSD developers hold events called [173]hackathons.
   We've held many many of them, all over the world. Sub-groups of developers sit in
   one room and work fulltime for around a week.

   One phrase in particular that has come up amongst developers, to cut extra
   chit-chat to a minimum, is Shut up and Hack. We've placed this phrase on
   [174]hackathon tshirts too; they were very popular with the guys.

   The 2nd OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" celebrates the artwork and songs
   that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the songs from the 4.1 to
   5.1 releases are included (plus two bonus tracks).

   The audio CD package contains some stickers (which ones may vary).

   Shut up and hack!
   In the hack room
   In the back room
   Wires everywhere

   At the tables
   Fingers able
   Take another dare!

   Close up your holes
   Pick up the slack!
   Get your head down!
   Shut up and hack!
   Close up your holes
   Pick up the slack!
   Get your head down!
   Shut up and hack!

   Coding faster
   You're the master
   of security

   In your t-shirts
   Hack till it hurts
   This is how to be free

   CHORUS

   Hit the pub now
   We're a club now
   Trading genius for free

   Have a laugh and
   Be a rock band
   This is how it should be!

   CHORUS
     ____________________________________________________________________________

"Sonate aux insomniaques"

   4:03 [175](MP3 5.9MB) [176](OGG 5.7MB)

   This is an extra on "The Songs 4.1 - 5.1" Audio CD.

   This is an extra track by audio-subsystem developer Alexandre Ratchov. It has no
   lyrics. The music is inspired by a poem with the same title and was entirely
   recorded and mixed using OpenBSD.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[177]5.0: "What Me Worry?"

   3:03 [178](MP3 5.6MB) [179](OGG 4.0MB)

   [180]OpenBSD 5.0 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [181]MAD

   Ty Semaka has been drawing
   Puffy-inspired parody artwork
   for us for many releases.
   This time I asked him to do some
   art that is a meta-parody:

   A Puffy-inspired parody of
   a parody magazine!

   What? Me Worry?
   Not with this stuff
   Nobody gettin' in
   Nobody get tough

   I'm a comic book kid
   Having fun in the woods
   Carving out toys
   and makin' em good

   Ya it's spy versus spy
   I got so many tricks
   I got undercover agents
   Even out in the sticks

   Threw a brick through your window
   Ya it's teenage fun
   Then I blew up a bridge
   And blocked out the sun

   Little black flies
   on a pile of GNU
   With a Dairy Queen tip
   And Imma comin' for you

   Make fun of everybody
   That's my thang
   Ya It's a geeks wet dream
   I give a poit! blit! spang!

   It's a mad mad world
   and number 5 is alive
   I gotta black submarine
   and I'm built to survive

   Threw a brick through your window
   Ya it's teenage fun
   Then I blew up a bridge
   And blocked out the sun

   Keep the source open
   Gonna get my kicks
   I'm 16 now
   Ya I don't need mix

   Got a stack o magazines
   In my treehouse club
   Nobody gettin' up here
   Its secure ya bub

   Got a dime store bazooka
   And a bubble gum tank
   Got pots and pans for cookin' up
   some Open source stank

   Threw a brick through your window
   Ya it's teenage fun
   Then I blew up a bridge
   And blocked out the sun

   Written and Arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by
   [182]Ty Semaka. Percussion and fuzzy bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis. Electric
   guitars by [183]Tim Williams. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
   [184]Moxam Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[185]4.9: "The Answer"

   3:43 [186](MP3 6.8MB) [187](OGG 5.7MB)

   [188]OpenBSD 4.9 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [189]Hitchhiker

   This release is OpenBSD 4.9. Then why is the song about 4.2? Huh?

   The [190]OpenBSD 4.4 release artwork honoured the (Berkeley) CSRG guys for their
   efforts with the BSD 4.4 release -- they fought and managed to free the code.

   This release the artwork is based on the stories of Douglas Adams, including his
   favorite number -- 42. Therefore we can remember the previous major achievement
   of CSRG -- BSD 4.2.

   BSD 4.2 was not free, but it created and integrated so many new technologies that
   we all depend on today. Take a moment to consider how many things first available
   in BSD 4.2 you are using at this moment, to read this page -- sockets, AF_INET,
   virtual memory, etc.

   Today, new releases of operating systems from well-known vendors contain less new
   features than BSD 4.2 did.

   If only we could stop slacking and make a release like that!

   How many streams must a fish swim down
   before you can call him a man?
   And how many codes must a vendor lock down
   before silicon turns to sand?
   Yes and how many times must the lawyers fly
   before they are forever banned?

   The answer my friend
   BSD 4.2
   The answer
   BSD 4.2

   How many years can a planet exist
   before it is paved by the V?
   How many years can some source code exist
   before it's allowed to be free?
   Yes and how many times can a fish turn his head
   and pretend that he just doesn't see?

   The answer my friend
   BSD 4.2
   The answer
   BSD 4.2

   How many times must we fight for the right
   to share what is already ours?
   Yes and how many times must we hitch while we hike
   To end up not getting far?
   And how many fish must we shove in our ear
   before we can hear every star?

   The answer my friend
   BSD 4.2
   The answer
   BSD 4.2

   And now we can travel the galaxy
   with ships that are silicon made
   And now with a towel and a laptop in hand
   our future is made in the shade
   And what did we use to build on and on
   Inside everything that we use?

   The answer my friend
   BSD 4.2
   The answer
   BSD 4.2

   Written and Arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and Vocals by [191]Ty Semaka.
   Guitar and harmonica by [192]Leslie Alexander. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by
   Jonathan Lewis of [193]Moxam Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[194]4.8: "El Puffiachi"

   2:39 [195](MP3 4.4MB) [196](OGG 3.0MB)

   [197]OpenBSD 4.8 CD2 track 2 is
   an uncompressed copy of
   this song.

   [Instrumental]

   [198]ElPuffiachi

   [Sorry, no commentary]

   Written and performed by Manuel Jara and Mauricio Moreno of 'Los Morenos'.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[199]4.7: "I'm still here"

   4:39 [200](MP3 8.5MB) [201](OGG 6.3MB)

   [202]OpenBSD 4.7 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [203]Superfish

   [Sorry, no commentary]

   Back when I was twenty
   They said I wouldn't last
   All that I believed in
   Were the teachings of the past

   All I ever wanted
   Was to keep the world secure
   And all the criticizing
   Was something I'd endure

   The changes that I've been through
   And the trials along the way
   The battle isn't over
   And I'm living day by day

   But I'm still here

   Some say that I'm a hero
   But I'm just being me
   With my filter I can hide
   My true identity

   One day when I was flying
   Across the open skies
   I saw the bridge to freedom
   Had been weakened over time

   The server room was burning up
   And melting the array
   A little breath of cold air
   Was enough to save the day

   CHORUS:
   But I'm still here
   Better than I've ever been before
   I'm still free
   Close a window, open up a door
   I'm still me

   INSTRUMENTAL

   Now that I am older
   And I've been around so long
   The world is ever changing
   I'm still righting all the wrong

   CHORUS:

   Written, arranged, and sung by Bob Kitella. Guitar by Tim Campbell. Keyboard by
   Bob Kitella and Jonathan Lewis. Bass, additional programming, mixing, and
   mastering by Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[204]4.6: "Planet of the Users"

   2:38 [205](MP3 4.8MB) [206](OGG 3.6MB)

   [207]OpenBSD 4.6 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [208]PlanetUsers

   [Sorry, no commentary]

   Welcome to the future
   One very rich man
   runs the Earth with
   one multinational
   owns your stuff
   and owns your birth

   Everyone is armless
   Personal robots
   Do it all for you
   Sitting on your slug head
   One channel TV
   never gonna bore you

   CHORUS
   Does it sound like a paradise
   or a way to die
   while alive and a loser
   I'm a man from the open past
   And I'll never last
   on the Planet of the Users

   Everyone is happy
   No more government
   No more media
   Only the Company
   Entertains you
   while it feeds you

   Soylent Green pap
   Eating your friends while
   shopping, buying
   Stupid applications
   Obsolete before you try them

   CHORUS

   Take me back
   Take me back
   Please
   Take me back

   Way back in my time
   Open source kept
   everyone choosing
   People knew the insides
   Of devices they were using

   Hackers had a doorway
   Now it's locked and
   dumbed down so much
   One button coma
   Stop the future truly outta touch

   CHORUS

   Written and arranged by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Vocals
   by Duncan McDonald, bass guitar by Jonathan Lewis, guitars by Russ Broom, drums
   by John McNeil. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of [209]Moxam
   Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[210]4.5: "Games"

   3:29 [211](MP3 6.4MB) [212](OGG 4.5MB)

   [213]OpenBSD 4.5 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [214]Pufftron

   [Sorry, no commentary]

   I love to hate my PC
   But now it's not so easy
   Just wanna get this job done
   But these A.M.L. games are dumb

   You wanna know the truth?
   Intel's controlling you
   And Microsoft is too
   But this is nothing new

   With A.C.P.I.
   This endless mess so corporate
   Tangles and angles
   In what could be straight forward

   Lost connections
   Lost my mind
   It's such a waste of time

   CHORUS

   Now on the motherboard
   Where all my life is stored
   Playing with garbage there
   With rules so unfair

   Ruled by A.C.P.I.
   Whose heart is so corrupted
   Forcing us all to play
   Our progress interrupted

   Lost connections
   Lost my mind
   It's such a waste of time

   CHORUS

   Yes I'm a user
   And I'm not the only one
   I'm not a loser
   With help from Puffy Tron

   And we will find it
   The pin in all this heartache
   Map our devices
   And we know what it'll take

   Lost connections
   Lost my mind
   Oh Ooh Woah end of line

   (bridge)
   On and on
   Can we all be wrong?
   All and all
   We are one
   Clean the dream
   Gone wrong
   We are Tron
   On and on and on

   Instrumental CHORUS (guitar solo)

   Instrumental pre-chorus

   CHORUS
   dumb dumb dumb

   Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Theo de
   Raadt. Synth, drum and bass programming by Jonathan Lewis, guitar by Russ Broom,
   vocals by Jonny Sinclair. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of
   [215]Moxam Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[216]4.4: "Trial of the BSD Knights"

   3:05 [217](MP3 5.6MB) [218](OGG 4.4MB)

   [219]OpenBSD 4.4 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [220]SourceWars

   Nearly 10 years ago Kirk McKusick wrote a history of the Berkeley Unix
   distributions for the O'Reilly book "Open Sources: Voices from the Open Source
   Revolution". We recommend you read his story, entitled [221]"Twenty Years of
   Berkeley Unix From AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable" first, to see how Kirk
   remembers how we got here. Sadly, since it showed up in book form originally,
   this text has probably not been read by enough people.

   The USL(AT&T) vs BSDI/UCB court case settlement documents were not public until
   recently; their disclosure has made the facts more clear. But the story of how
   three people decided to free the BSD codebase of corporate pollution -- and
   release it freely -- is more interesting than the lawsuit which followed. Sure, a
   stupid lawsuit happened which hindered the acceptance of the BSD code during a
   critical period. But how did a bunch of guys go through the effort of replacing
   so much AT&T code in the first place? After all, companies had lots of really
   evil lawyers back then too -- were they not afraid?

   After a decade of development, most of the AT&T code had already been replaced by
   university researchers and their associates. So Keith Bostic, Mike Karels and
   Kirk McKusick (the main UCB CSRG group) started going through the 4.3BSD codebase
   to cleanse the rest. Keith, in particular, built a ragtag team (in those days,
   USENIX conferences were a gold mine for such team building) and led these rebels
   to rewrite and replace all the Imperial AT&T code, piece by piece, starting with
   the libraries and userland programs. Anyone who helped only got credit as a
   Contributor -- people like Chris Torek and a cast of .. hundreds more.

   Then Mike and Kirk purified the kernel. After a bit more careful checking, this
   led to the release of a clean tree called Net/2 which was given to the world in
   June 1991 -- the largest dump of free source code the world had ever received
   (for those days -- not modern monsters like OpenOffice).

   Some of these ragtags formed a company (BSDi) to sell a production system based
   on this free code base, and a year later Unix System Laboratories (basically
   AT&T) sued BSDi and UCB. Eventually AT&T lost and after a few trifling fixes
   (described in the lawsuit documents) the codebase was free. A few newer
   developments (and more free code) were added, and released in June 1994 as
   4.4BSD-Lite. Just over 14 years later OpenBSD is releasing its own 4.4 release
   (and for a lot less than $1000 per copy).

   The OpenBSD 4.4 release is dedicated to Keith Bostic, Mike Karels, Kirk McKusick,
   and all of those who contributed to making Net/2 and 4.4BSD-Lite free.

   Source Wars
   Episode IV
   Trial of the BSD Knights

   Not so very long ago
   and not so far away
   AT&T made system code
   and gave some bits away

   Some Berkeley geeks rebuilt it
   better, faster, more diverse
   This open thing was wonderful
   for everyone on Earth

   And then the roaring 90's came
   The Empire changed its mind
   And good old greed was back again
   The geeks were in a legal bind

   The Empire's Unix Lab
   sued BSDi from above
   The code is free but
   only we can sell it bub!

   The University came calling
   in full protective mode
   and proved the source in Net/2
   didn't use the Empire's code

   Then Bostic brought the Empire's books
   n' slammed them dandys down
   And showed the giant chunks
   of BSD code all around

   They didn't even give an ounce
   of credit front to back
   This broke the license USL
   was using to attack

   The case was thrown out by the judge
   and "settled" out of court
   And UCB was big enough
   to take it like a sport

   And to this day the geekfolk say
   Now did we win or lose?
   They shoulda made 'em reprint
   every book with proper dues

   And take out ads in major rags
   apologetically
   And maybe now it wouldn't be
   the same monopoly

   The Empire might have tumbled
   down if everybody saw
   How greed became so big
   they couldn't see that glaring flaw

   But only one community
   the one that makes it tick
   Is there to fight for everyone
   exposing hypocrites

   And OpenBSD is here
   to tell the story right
   Once again the fight is fought
   and kept in shining light

   And may the source be with you
   May the Empire fall apart
   Ya like that's gonna happen!
   But we gotta keep heart!

   Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics and vocals by Ty Semaka.
   Clarinet by Cedric Blary. Alto Sax 1 & 2, Tenor Sax by Lincoln Frey. Drum, Bass,
   and Steel Drum programming by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by
   Jonathan Lewis of [222]Moxam Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[223]4.3: "Home to Hypocrisy"

   4:48 [224](MP3 8.2MB) [225](OGG 6.5MB)

   [226]OpenBSD 4.3 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [227]Cryptonaut

   We are just plain tired of being lectured to by a man who is a lot like
   [228]Naomi Campbell.

   In 1998 when a United Airlines plane was waiting in the queue at Washington
   Dulles International Airport for take-off to New Orleans (where a Usenix
   conference was taking place), one man stood up from his seat, demanded that they
   stop waiting in the queue and be permitted to deplane. Even after orders from the
   crew and a pilot from the cockpit he refused to sit down. The plane exited the
   queue and returned to the airport gangway. Security personnel ran onto the plane
   and removed this man, Richard Stallman, from the plane. After Richard was removed
   from the plane, everyone else stayed onboard and continued their journey to New
   Orleans. A few OpenBSD developers were on that same plane, seated very close by,
   so we have an accurate story of the events.

   This is the man who presumes that he should preach to us about morality, freedom,
   and what is best for us. He believes it is his God-given role to tell us what is
   best for us, when he has shown that he takes actions which are not best for
   everyone. He prefers actions which he thinks are best for him -- and him alone --
   and then lies to the public. Richard Stallman is no Spock.

   We release our software in ways that are maximally free. We remove all
   restrictions on use and distribution, but leave a requirement to be known as the
   authors. We follow a pattern of free source code distribution that started in the
   mid-1980's in Berkeley, from before Richard Stallman had any powerful influence
   which he could use so falsely.

   We have a development sub-tree called "ports". Our "ports" tree builds software
   that is 'found on the net' into packages that OpenBSD users can use more easily.
   A scaffold of Makefiles and scripts automatically fetch these pieces of software,
   apply patches as required by OpenBSD, and then build them into nice neat little
   tarballs. This is provided as a convenience for users. The ports tree is
   maintained by OpenBSD entirely separately from our main source tree. Some of the
   software which is fetched and compiled is not as free as we would like, but what
   can we do. All the other operating system projects make exactly the same
   decision, and provide these same conveniences to their users.

   Richard felt that this "ports tree" of ours made OpenBSD non-free. He came to our
   mailing lists and lectured to us specifically, yet he said nothing to the many
   other vendors who do the same; many of them donate to the FSF and perhaps that
   has something to do with it. Meanwhile, Richard has personally made sure that all
   the official GNU software -- including Emacs -- compiles and runs on Windows.

   That man is a false leader. He is a hypocrite. There may be some people who
   listen to him. But we don't listen to people who do not follow their own stupid
   rules.

   Puffy and the mighty Cryptonauts
   Trading with new lands by open C
   Corporate monsters, many closing passages
   Tempting harpies
   13 years of treachery

   Journey's over, welcome home the heroes
   Offering the bounty of their trade
   Useful clothing spun from the golden fleece
   For the people, free and very strongly made

   But something's wrong with them
   They will not take our free wares
   "What's the matter good people?
   Why are you so scared?
   Why?"

   Then one brave soul spoke out
   "We're not allowed to take your gifts
   Hypocrites has spoken
   There are many new laws"

   Hypocrites appears
   "Puffy!
   You must obey my new rules!"

   "First rule one dictates
   You cannot give your code away"

   (In Greek) To your health, Nick, great bouzouki player and cool dude.

   "And rule two dictates
   You must give it to me
   So I can give it away properly for free"

   "The list goes on of course
   But for traders this is all you need"

   "This is madness!
   He has lost his mind!
   This defies the first law of free trade
   Rule zero came before this rule one
   Freedom means you cannot dictate to anyone"

   Then Hypocrites goes mad.

   Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Ty Semaka and Nikkos
   Diochnos. Vocals and bouzouki by Nikkos Diochnos. Baglama, second bouzouki,
   violin, bass, and drum programming by Stelios Pulos, né Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by
   Methodios Valtiotis, né Allen Baekeland. Percussion by Pentelis Yiannikopulos, né
   Ben Johnson. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of [229]Moxam
   Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[230]4.2: "100001 1010101"

   4:40 [231](MP3 4.0MB) [232](OGG 6.4MB)

   [233]OpenBSD 4.2 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [234]Marathon

   Those of us who work on OpenBSD are often asked why we do what we do. This song's
   lyrics express the core motivations and goals which have remained unchanged over
   the years -- secure, free, reliable software, that can be shared with anyone.
   Many other projects purport to share these same goals, and love to wrap
   themselves in a banner of "Open Source" and "Free Software". Given how many
   projects there are one would think it might be easy to stick to those goals, but
   it doesn't seem to work out that way. A variety of desires drag many projects
   away from the ideals very quickly.

   Much of any operating system's usability depends on device support, and there are
   some very tempting alternative ways to support devices available to those who
   will surrender their moral code. A project could compromise by entering into NDA
   agreements with vendors, or including binary objects in the operating system for
   which no source code exists, or tying their users down with contract terms hidden
   inside copyright notices. All of these choices surrender some subset of the
   ideals, and we simply will not do this. Sure, we care about getting devices
   working, but not at the expense of our original goals.

   Of course since "free to share with anyone" is part of our goals, we've been at
   the forefront of many licensing and NDA issues, resulting in a good number of
   successes. This success had led to much recognition for the advancement of Free
   Software causes, but has also led to other issues.

   We fully admit that some BSD licensed software has been taken and used by many
   commercial entities, but contributions come back more often than people seem to
   know, and when they do, they're always still properly attributed to the original
   authors, and given back in the same spirit that they were given in the first
   place.

   That's the best we can expect from companies. After all, we make our stuff so
   free so that everyone can benefit -- it remains a core goal; we really have not
   strayed at all in 10 years. But we can expect more from projects who talk about
   sharing -- such as the various Linux projects.

   Now rather than seeing us as friends who can cooperatively improve all codebases,
   we are seen as foes who oppose the GPL. The participants of "the race" are being
   manipulated by the FSF and their legal arm, the SFLC, for the FSF's aims, rather
   than the goal of getting good source into Linux (and all other code bases). We
   don't want this to come off as some conspiracy theory, but we simply urge those
   developers caution -- they should ensure that the path they are being shown by
   those who have positioned themselves as leaders is still true. Run for yourself,
   not for their agenda.

   The Race is there to be run, for ourselves, not for others. We do what we do to
   run our own race, and finish it the best we can. We don't rush off at every
   distraction, or worry how this will affect our image. We are here to have fun
   doing right.

   The starting line is nervous
   we burst upon the course
   Electric is our passion
   An open hearted force

   The water's full of dangers
   That interrupt the flow
   And soon the spirit splinters
   as temptation takes its toll

   *Give and get back some
   Sharing it all
   Path we know best
   we're having a ball
   Opulent mission
   Lost in our passion
   You can still choose
   If you don't swim to win
   you'll never lose*

   One Zero Zero Zero Zero One

   The window is a wall by now
   A sieve of sickened holes
   The water chicken stealing maps
   Mistaking us for foes

   The sun a son of Icarus
   Flies too close to itself
   Forbidden fruit is blinded
   by the toys upon the shelf

   *CHORUS*

   One Zero One Zero One Zero One

   Slow and steady wins they say
   but this is not a race
   It's not about who takes a prize
   for first or second place

   Imaginary rings of brass
   Were traded for real goals
   The vision and the mission lost
   For those with corporate souls

   *Give and get back some
   Sharing it all
   Path we know best
   we're having a ball
   Give and get zeros
   Give and get ones
   Given to you but
   Not you to us
   Opulent mission
   Lost in our passion
   You can still choose
   If you don't swim to win
   you'll never lose
   You'll never lose*

   Music written and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and mastered by
   Jonathan Lewis of [235]Moxam Studios. Vocals by Duncan McDonald. Drums by John
   McNeil. Guitar by Jeff Drummond. Bass and keyboards by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by
   Ty Semaka and Theo de Raadt.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[236]4.1: "Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors"

   4:19 [237](MP3 4.1MB) [238](OGG 8.3MB)

   [239]OpenBSD 4.1 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [240]PuffyBaba

   As developers of a free operating system, one of our prime responsibilities is
   device support. No matter how nice an operating system is, it remains useless and
   unusable without solid support for a wide percentage of the hardware that is
   available on the market. It is therefore rather unsurprising that more than half
   of our efforts focus on various aspects relating to device support.

   Most parts of the operating system (from low kernel, through to libraries, all
   the way up to X, and then even to applications) use fairly obvious interface
   layers, where the "communication protocols" or "argument passing" mechanisms (ie.
   APIs) can be understood by any developer who takes the time to read the free
   code. Device drivers pose an additional and significant challenge though: because
   many vendors refuse to document the exact behavior of their devices. The devices
   are black boxes. And often they are surprisingly weird, or even buggy.

   When vendor documentation does not exist, the development process can become
   extremely hairy. Groups of developers have found themselves focused for months at
   a time, figuring out the most simple steps, simply because the hardware is a
   complete mystery. Access to documentation can ease these difficulties rapidly.
   However, getting access to the chip documentation from vendors is ... almost
   always a negotiation. If we had open access to documentation, anyone would be
   able to see how simple all these devices actually are, and device driver
   development would flourish (and not just in OpenBSD, either).

   When we proceed into negotiations with vendors, asking for documentation, our
   position is often weak. One would assume that the modern market is fair, and that
   selling chips would be the primary focus of these vendors. But unfortunately a
   number of behemoth software vendors have spent the last 10 or 20 years building
   [241]political hurdles against the smaller players.

   A particularly nasty player in this regard has been the Linux vendors and some
   Linux developers, who have played along with an American corporate model of
   requiring NDAs for chip documentation. This has effectively put Linux into the
   club with Microsoft, but has left all the other operating system communities --
   and their developers -- with much less available clout for requesting
   documentation. In a more fair world, the Linux vendors would work with us, and
   the device driver support in all free operating systems would be fantastic by
   now.

   We only ask that [242]users help us in changing the political landscape.

   Here's an old story ...

   Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors
   We all know the details
   Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,
   some serious loot,
   and lucky -- Mister -- Baba
   Who got a bad rap if you ask me
   The little guy who
   did the best with what he had

   Here are Mr. Baba's lessons
   Load one ass, take a few trips and spend
   in moderation
   Three things the average man can't -- get -- right

   If you know your brother is a greedy bastard
   never give him the password
   If he goes penguin on you,
   stop -- being -- his brother.
   When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers
   A sea of blood will be its doormat
   So do the best with what you have

   Beyond the lessons -- you must know this
   that the Devil is as real as your address
   But unlike Vendors,
   he at least keeps the door open

   Vendors of water that should be free
   Look upon their words and despair
   Their badvertising made a thief of my brother
   then made him better off dead
   Now he hasn't got shit to do his best with

   Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo.
   The companies of thieves stole every good adjective
   and left us with open source (sores)
   sharing smaller and smaller bandages
   for each consecutive cut
   But with the salty water of labour
   parched desert becomes pregnant black soil

   It's not whether you're well off
   it's where you dig the well
   The best the little guy can do is what
   the little guy does right

   Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of [243]Moxam Studios. Voice by
   Richard Sixto. Lyrics by Ty Semaka.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[244]4.0: "OpenVOX"

   4:00 [245](MP3 3.9MB) [246](OGG 6.0MB)

   This is the extra song on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" Audio CD.

   This is an extra track by the artist Ty Semaka (who really has "had Puffy on his
   mind") which we included on the "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" audio CD.

   This song details the process that Ty has to go through to make the art and music
   for each OpenBSD release. Ty and Theo really do go to a (very specific) bar and
   discuss what is going on in the project, and then try to find a theme that will
   work...

   The 1st OpenBSD Audio CD "The Songs 3.0 - 4.0" celebrates the artwork and songs
   that have been released with each OpenBSD release. All the songs from the 3.0 to
   4.0 releases are included (plus this bonus track).

   Includes an 11cm silver-on-clear die-cut wireframe Puffy sticker!

   Be Open
   Be Vocal
   Stay Open
   Stay Vocal

   (repeat)

   OpenBSD

   Twice a year,
   me an' Theo Theorize over beer
   at the Ship and outhip all the misers
   and take strips out of liars.
   He sits me down and he tries to explain:
   He says "The badabadabingabanger
   button on the raidorama cuttin'
   on the systematicalifornication
   and a license application
   is a fishybomination
   and a random allocation
   got a copywritten melanoma
   sasafrazzin' wireless device".
   OK stop.
   I get it.
   Some asshole lied.

   And then he says,
   "The crashorama villaination
   lawyerific pornication threatifies
   the only honest hackerammerunderider
   in the cyber cider documation
   universal anagrama-attic (I'm outta here)
   cohabitationizizingation"
   OK stop.
   I get it.
   [247]Some asshole said he was "open"
   but he was only open for business.
   I get it.
   Where's my pencils?
   Bring me my mic!

   Be Open
   Be Vocal
   Stay Open
   Stay Vocal

   (repeat)

   Then he has another beer and
   gets all, you know, pushy.
   Make Puffy kill pussies?
   And too much thinkin' and kitchen sinkin'
   the drawings or toons I should say,
   where a fish can talk, be an agent
   a hit man or walk, and ride horses
   and forces my hand to make Puffy a spy
   or a cowboy, or WHY a little girl, in a dream
   and fake Floyd as the theme?
   And squeeze in five concepts
   every time, every song!
   And the geeks and Theo lose it
   if I draw the device wrong!
   "It's four little buttons not five Ty"
   And pretty soon I'll be losing my mind
   cause it's a f@#!kin' cartoon!

   (beat boxin')
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[248]4.0: "Humppa Negala"

   2:40 [249](MP3 2.3MB) [250](OGG 3.6MB)

   [251]OpenBSD 4.0 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [252]Pufferix

   The last 10 years, every 6 month period has (without fail) resulted in an
   official OpenBSD release making it to the FTP servers. But CDs are also
   manufactured, which the project sells to continue our development goals.

   While tests of the release binaries are done by developers around the world, Theo
   and some developers from Calgary or Edmonton (such as Peter Valchev or Bob Beck)
   test that the discs are full of (only) correct code. Ty Semaka works for
   approximately two months to design and draw artwork that will fit the designated
   theme, and coordinates with his music buddies to write and record a song that
   also matches the theme.

   Then the discs and all the artwork gets delivered to the plant, so that they can
   be pressed in time for an official release date.

   This release, instead of bemoaning vendors or organizations that try to make our
   task of writing free software more difficult, we instead celebrate the 10 years
   that we have been given (so far) to write free software, express our themes in
   art, and the 5 years that we have made music with a group of talented musicians.

   OpenBSD developers have been torturing each other for years now with Humppa-style
   music, so this release our users get a taste of this too. Sometimes at hackathons
   you will hear the same songs being played on multiple laptops, out of sync. It is
   under such duress that much of our code gets written.

   We feel like Pufferix and Bobilix delivering The Three Discs of Freedom to those
   who want them whenever the need arises, then returning to celebrate the
   (unlocked) source tree with all the other developers.

   Humppa negala
   Humppa negala
   Humppa negala
   Venismechah

   Humppa negala
   Humppa negala
   Humppa negala
   Venismechah

   Humppa neranenah
   Humppa neranenah
   Humppa neranenah
   Venismechah

   Humppa neranenah
   Humppa neranenah
   Humppa neranenah
   Venismechah

   Uru, uru achim!
   Uru achim b'lev sameach
   Uru achim b'lev sameach
   Uru achim b'lev sameach
   Uru achim b'lev sameach
   uru achim!
   uru achim!
   OpenBSD!

   (circus torture)

   Humppa negala
   Humppa negala
   Humppa negala
   Venismechah

   Humppa negala
   Humppa negala
   Humppa negala
   Venismechah

   Humppa neranenah
   Humppa neranenah
   Humppa neranenah
   Venismechah

   Humppa neranenah
   Humppa neranenah
   Humppa neranenah
   Venismechah

   Uru, uru achim!
   Uru achim b'lev sameach
   Uru achim b'lev sameach
   Uru achim b'lev sameach
   Uru achim b'lev sameach
   uru achim!
   uru achim!
   OpenBSD!

   Based on the traditional Jewish song "Hava Nagilah" composed by Anonymous.
   Section of "Enter The Gladiators" (circus theme) composed by Julius Fucík.
   Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of [253]Moxam Studios. Accordion,
   Tuba and drums by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[254]3.9: "Blob!"

   4:00 [255](MP3 7.6MB) [256](OGG 6.0MB)

   [257]OpenBSD 3.9 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [258]Blob

   OpenBSD emphasizes security. It also emphasizes openness. All the code is there
   for all to see. Blobs are vendor-compiled binary drivers without any source code.
   Hardware makers like them because they obscure the details of how to make their
   hardware work. They hide bugs and workarounds for bugs. Newer versions of blobs
   can weaken support for older hardware and motivate people to buy new hardware.

   Blobs are expedient. Many other open source operating systems cheerfully
   incorporate them; in fact their users demand them.

   But when you need to trust the system, how do you check the blob for quality? For
   adherence to standards? How do you know the blob contains no malicious code? No
   incompetent code? Inspection is impossible; you can only test the black box. And
   when it breaks, you have no idea why.
     * Blobs can be 'de-supported' by vendors at any time.
     * Blobs cannot be supported by developers.
     * Blobs cannot be fixed by developers.
     * Blobs cannot be improved.
     * Blobs cannot be audited.
     * Blobs are specific to an architecture, thus less portable.
     * Blobs are quite often massively bloated.

   This release, like every OpenBSD release, contains OpenBSD and its source code.
   It runs on a wide variety of hardware. It contains many new features and
   improvements. OpenBSD does attempt to convince vendors to release documentation,
   and often reverse-engineers around the need for blobs. OpenBSD remains blob-free.
   Anyone can look at it, assess it, improve it. If it breaks, it can be fixed.

   Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby
   when we found him on the beach,
   there was nothin' shady
   you could bounce him on your knee
   like a ba-ba-ball
   and his first little word was adorable

   He said a blah blah blah blah blah
   blah blah blah
   Blah!

   Thin edge of the wedge?
   But everybody was so happy -- about Blob

   Blob was popular at school he was helpful too
   He could get your motor runnin'
   with a drop of goo
   He was givin' it away never charged a dime
   But by the time he graduated
   Blob was business slime!

   He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah
   blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
   blah blah

   He's givin' you the Evil Eye!

   Now everybody had it
   they was drivin' around
   They was givin' up their freedoms
   for convenience now
   Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch
   And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!

   He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah
   blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
   blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
   blah blah

   It's linkin' time!

   Now it was out of control
   n' fishy's came to depend
   on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end
   Then his empire spread and to their surprise
   Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!

   He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
   blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
   blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
   blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
   B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b

   Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein
   And he battled the Blob
   who had crossed the line
   He was 50 feet tall -- Doctor said "No fear"
   I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!

   But it was too late!
   Blob was takin' over the world!
   He wants your video!
   Ya he wants your net!
   He wants your drive!
   He wants it all!!

   Somebody help us!
   Noooooooo!
   NVIDIA!
   Intel!
   Atheros!
   3-Ware!
   VIA!
   ATI!
   Broadcom!
   TI!
   Myricom!
   HighPoint!
   Adaptec!
   Mylex!
   ICP Vortex!
   and IBM!
   Takin' over the world!

   Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed and mastered by
   Jonathan Lewis of [259]Moxam Studios. Vocals and Lyrics by [260]Ty Semaka & Theo
   de Raadt. Bass guitar, organ and bubbles by Jonathan Lewis. Guitar by Tom Bagley.
   Drums by Jim Buick.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[261]3.8: "Hackers of the Lost RAID"

   4:24 [262](MP3 8.1MB) [263](OGG 5.6MB)
   Instrumental version [264](MP3 8.0MB) [265](OGG 5.5MB)

   [266]OpenBSD 3.8 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [267]Jones

   For a multitude of (stupid) reasons, vendors often attempt to lock out our
   participation with their customers by refusing to give our programmers sufficient
   documentation so that we can properly support their devices.

   Take Adaptec for instance. Before the 3.7 release we disabled support for the
   [268]aac(4) Adaptec RAID driver because negotiations with the Adaptec had failed.
   They refused to give us documentation. Without documentation, support for their
   controller had always been poor. The driver had bugs (which affected some users
   more than others) which caused crashes, and of course there was no RAID
   management support. Apparently most of these bugs are because the Adaptec
   controllers have numerous buggy firmware issues which require careful
   workarounds; without documentation we cannot solve these issues.

   The driver was written by an OpenBSD developer, who cribbed parts of it from a
   FreeBSD driver written by an ex-Adaptec employee. But no public documentation
   exists, and Adaptec has dozens of cards with different firmware issues. All of
   this adds up to a very desperate development model -- it becomes very hard for
   the principle of "quality" to show its head.

   RAID devices have two main qualities that people buy them for:
     * Redundancy
     * Repair

   You want a RAID unit to provide you with redundancy, so that if some drives fail,
   your data is not lost. But once a drive has failed, you require your array to
   (automatically, most likely) perform the operations to repair itself, so that it
   is functioning perfectly again.

   Some vendors (or like the above Adaptec case, ex-employee) have sometimes given
   us some documentation so that we could write drivers, so that their devices could
   support Redundancy. But these vendors have never given us any documentation for
   performing Repairs.

   Instead these vendors have tried to pass out non-free RAID management tools.
   These are typically gigantic Linux binaries, or some crazy thing, that is
   supposed to work through a bizarre interface in the device driver, which we are
   apparently supposed to write code for without any documentation.

   And since we refuse to accept our users being forced into depending on vendor
   binaries, we have reverse engineered the management interface for the AMI
   controllers.

   There is no great "intellectual property" in this stuff, it is all rather simple
   primitives. This is all that we need to implement basic RAID management:
     * SCSI transactions on the back-side busses
     * Discovering which drives are in which volumes
     * Being able to silence the buzzer
     * Marking a new drive as a Hot-Spare

   The AMI driver needed to support these small primitive operations. And once we
   had that, we rely on something else which we know: Almost all the RAID
   controllers would need the same primitives.

   Thus armed, we were able to write a generic framework which would later work on
   other vendors' RAID cards, that is, once we get documentation or do some reverse
   engineering for their products.

   But having been ignored for so long by these vendors, it is not clear when (if
   ever) we will get around to writing that support for Adaptec RAID controllers
   now. And Adaptec has gone and bought ICP Vortex, which may mean we can never get
   documentation for the [269]gdt(4) controllers. The "Open Source Friendly liar"
   IBM owns Mylex, and Mylex has told us we would not get documentation, either.
   3Ware has lied to us and our users so many times they make politicians look
   saintly.

   Until other vendors give us documentation, if you want reliable RAID in OpenBSD,
   please buy LSI/AMI RAID cards. And everything [270]will just work.

   And keep pestering the other vendors.

   Narrator:
          Welcome friends to the adventures of Puffiana Jones!

          Brought to you by the good people at OpenBSD!

          Whether braving jungles of wires, oceans of code, or hacking the most
          treacherous of crypts, one fish fights for justice. With bravery and
          morality like none other, one name rings true. Puffiana Jones, famed
          hackologist and adventurer!

          Tracking down valuable artifacts and returning them to the public from the
          steely grip of greed. Many a villain has he pummeled, many a vile vendor
          has he thwarted, countless thugs, lawyers and kitties abound.

          Join us now in his latest adventure. Hackers of the Lost RAID!

   Marlus:
          Puffy, this mission will be dangerous.

   Puffy:
          I'm a careful guy Marlus.

   Puffy and Salmah:
          They're hacking in the wrong place!

   Beluge:
          You will never get the documentation Jones! Ah ha ha ha ha!

   Puffy:
          Now you're gettin' nasty.

   Puffy:
          SCSI's, why'd it have to be SCSI's?

   Salmah:
          API's, very dangerous. You go first.

   Narrator:
          Through thick and thin our hero persists, until finally, there before him
          lies the answer of the ages. How to get OpenBSD, the world's most secure
          operating system, to communicate with the lost RAID. But alas, he is
          foiled once again by the evil Neozis. Again he must chase the truth. Will
          our hero prevail?

          Triumphant again! Join us next time for the continuing adventures of
          Puffiana Jones!

   Music composed by Ty Semaka and Jonathan Lewis. The Moxam Orchestra programmed
   and played by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals and Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Drums by Charlie
   Bullough. Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis of [271]Moxam Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[272]3.7: "Wizard of OS"

   10:08 [273](MP3 18MB) [274](OGG 13MB)

   [275]OpenBSD 3.7 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [276]Wizard

   For an operating system to get anywhere in "the market" it must have good device
   support.

   Ethernet was our first concern. Many vendors refused to supply programmers with
   programming documentation for these chipsets. Donald Becker (Linux) and Bill Paul
   (FreeBSD) changed the rules of the game here: They wrote drivers for the chipsets
   that they could get documentation for, and as they succeeded in writing more and
   more drivers, eventually closed vendors slowly opened up until most ethernet
   chipset documentation was available. Today, some vendors still resist releasing
   ethernet chipset documentation (ie. Broadcom, Intel, Marvell/SysKonnect, NVIDIA)
   but the driver problem is mostly solved in the ethernet market.

   Similar problems have happened in the SCSI, IDE, and RAID markets. Again, the
   problem was solved by writing drivers for documented devices first. If the free
   software user communities use those drivers preferentially, it is a market loss
   for the secretive vendors. Another approach that has worked is to publish email
   addresses and phone numbers for the marketing department managers in these
   companies. These email campaigns have worked almost every time.

   The new frontier: 802.11 wireless chipsets.

   Over the last six months, this came to a head in the OpenBSD project. We asked
   our users to help us petition numerous vendors so that we could get chipset
   documentation or redistributable firmware. Certainly, we did not succeed for some
   vendors. But we did influence some vendors, in particular the Taiwanese (Ralink
   and Realtek), who have given us everything we need. We also reverse engineered
   the Atheros chipsets.

   Want to help us? Avoid [277]Intel Centrino, Broadcom, TI, or Connexant PrismGT
   chipsets. Heck, avoid buying even regular [278]old pre-G Prism products, to send
   a message. If you can, buy 802.11 products using chips by [279]Realtek,
   [280]Ralink, [281]Atmel, [282]ADMTek, [283]Atheros. Our manual pages attempt to
   explain which vendors (ie. D-Link) box which chipsets into which product.

   Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in Redmond
   largely continues their practices because they get the chipset documentation
   years before everyone else does. What really upsets us the most is that some
   Linux vendors are signing Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts
   that let them distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers
   are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free development
   information for all, but are even going further and telling their development
   communities to not work with us at pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.

   The heroine is deaf to her device
   her uncles on the farm,
   send out the alarm
   and the shit storm flies
   E-maelstrom is lifting up the house
   With Puffathy inside,
   twisting up a ride
   to the land of OS
   Hard landing, the packets celebrate
   The wicked lawyers dead
   The open slippers red are
   Hers to take

   Ding dong the lawyer's dead
   You're off to see the Wizard kid

   The north witch instructed Puffathy
   To get yourself back home
   Take this yellow road and
   You'll be fine
   Believe in the open ruby shoes
   Now go to see the Wiz and
   give Taiwan your biz
   You'll never lose
   The 3 friends she made along the way
   Were nice but pretty lame,
   lazy and insane
   but they sang OK

   Ding dong the lawyer's dead
   You're off to see the Wizard kid

   Finally we're through the trees
   The city glows
   It's positively green
   Pompously the wizard booms
   He wants the broom of triple 'w'

   Go to the west
   You must pass the test
   For me
   Bring me the ride
   of the witch I despise
   And you'll be free

   You don't need the broom
   You don't need the shoes
   You don't need the wiz
   You will never lose
   You have all you need
   You always had heart
   You always had courage
   Did somebody fart?
   You always had brains
   You answered each call
   And this may surprise you
   But you've got some balls
   So double click heels
   and work with Taiwan
   And speak to your doggie
   You're already gone....

   Lyrics and vocal melody written by Ty Semaka. Main vocals by Jonathan Lewis, sung
   female vocals by Adele Legere, Puffathy (little girl voice) by Anita Miotti,
   monkeys and laughing by Ty Semaka, guitar by Reed Shimozawa, drums, bass and all
   other sounds programmed by Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan
   Lewis. Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Lewis at [284]Moxam Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[285]3.6: "Pond-erosa Puff (live)"

   4:00 [286](MP3 7.7MB) [287](OGG 5.2MB)

   [288]OpenBSD 3.6 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [289]Ponderosa

   What is up with some free software providers?! They say "Here's something free!
   Oh wait, I changed my mind".

   While not exactly bait-and-switch, this is something which has been causing the
   community continual grief, and therefore we decided to honour a few of the
   projects that have decided to go non-free. After all.. having gone non-free, no
   one is going to remember them in the end.

   This song is dedicated to a few worthy groups who have made this Free-to-Non-Free
   transition with their offerings in the last few years:
     * David Dawes worked for years with a team of developers to make a free X11
       distribution for us to use, called XFree86, 98% of which was based on
       entirely free code from MIT. Suddenly, one day, he decided that we must give
       him more credit (ie. advertise his name) or stop using it. Within about 4
       months every project had told him to get stuffed, and the community has
       created a replacement effort. Now his team cannot even keep their web pages
       up to date...
     * OpenBSD was the first operating system to integrate a packet filter, and it
       was the ipf codebase from Darren Reed that we chose. But a few years later he
       told us that we were not free to make changes to the code. So we deleted ipf,
       and our new packet filter far exceeds the capabilities of the one he wrote.
       And other projects are switching too...
     * The Apache group started from the humble beginnings of just being 'a patchy'
       set of changes to a completely free web server of dubious quality. But the
       years have changed them, and what they supply is now quite non-free...
       released under a license so entangled in legalese that we have absolutely no
       doubt that there are encumbrances hidden within. Legal terms protect. Who are
       they protecting? Not your freedom.

   So here's a goodbye to those three groups, and a warning to any others who will
   follow them: Make your stuff non-free, and something else will replace it.

   Well he rode from the ocean far upstream
   Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream
   Lookin' for the legendary inland sea
   Where the water was deep n' clean n' free

   But the town he found had suffered a blow
   Fish were dying, cause the water was low
   Fat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes
   Plugged the stream with copyright laws

   He said my water's good n' my water's free
   So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!
   Then he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine"
   They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!

   So Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide
   Said. "this is the mark of too much pride"
   Tied him to a horse, set the tail on fire
   Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher!

   Pond-erosa Puff
   wouldn't take no guff
   Water oughta be clean and free
   So he fought the fight
   and he set things right
   With his OpenBSD

   Well things were good fer a spell in town
   But then one day, dang water turned brown
   Comin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed
   He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need"

   But it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged
   Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs
   Folks said "gotta be a gooder way"
   Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K".

   "The water's fine on the Open range"
   And he passed a law that it couldn't change.
   "No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young"
   Puff took him aside, said "this is wrong"

   Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!
   So he took him down in a cloud of blood
   Said "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean"
   So they did it right and the water went clean!

   CHORUS

   So once agin' it was right, but then
   The lake went dry, she was gone again!
   Fish started flippin' and floppin' about
   Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!"

   So he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake
   Of Apache fish, they was on the take
   They'd built a dam that was made of rules
   Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!

   I'm sick and tired of these goldarn words!
   n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!
   You're full o' beans n' killin' my town
   and if you's all don't shut er down

   I'll hang a lickin' on every one
   of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!
   So he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul
   Cause water oughta be free for all!

   CHORUS

   That's right!
   I'll hang a lickin' on ya!
   Never piss on another man's boot!

   Vocals, Lyrics, Melody and Co-Arrangement by Ty Semaka -- Guitar by Chantal
   Vitalis -- Bass by Jonny Nordstrom -- Drums by John McNiel, Fiddle --
   Co-Arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Mastering by Jonathan Lewis of [290]Moxam
   Studios.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[291]3.5: "CARP License" and "Redundancy must be free"

   5:21 [292](MP3 9.7MB) [293](OGG 6.8MB)

   [294]OpenBSD 3.5 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this skit & song.

   [295]CARP

   A common theme used by the comedy crew Monty Python was to emphasize and
   exaggerate ridiculousnesses that their target had imposed upon themselves. Few
   things could be considered as humorous as making a redundancy protocol...
   redundant; e.g. being forced to replace it by Cisco lawyers and IETF policy.

   We've been working a few years now on our packet filtering software [296]pf(4)
   and it became time to add failover. We want to be able to set up pf firewalls
   side by side, and exchange the stateful information between them, so that in case
   of failure another could take over 'keep state' sessions. Our [297]pfsync(4)
   protocol solves this problem. However, on both sides of the firewall, it is also
   necessary to have all the regular hosts not see a network failure. The only
   reliable way to do this is for both firewall machines to have and use the same IP
   and MAC addresses. But the only real way to do that is to use multicast
   protocols.

   The IETF community proposed work in this direction in the late 90's, however in
   1997 Cisco informed them that they believed some of Cisco's patents covered the
   proposed IETF VRRP (Virtual Router Redundancy Protocol); on [298]March 20, 1998
   they went further and specifically named their HSRP "Hot Standby Router Protocol"
   patent. Reputedly, they were upset that IETF had not simply adopted the flawed
   HSRP protocol as the standard solution for this problem. Despite this legal
   pressure, the IETF community forged ahead and published VRRP as a standard even
   though there was a patent in the space. Why? [299]There was much deliberation at
   all levels of the IETF, and unfortunately for all of us the politicians within
   eventually decided to allow patented technology in standards -- as long as the
   patented technology is licensed under RAND (Reasonable And Non Discriminatory)
   terms. As free software programmers, we therefore find ourselves in the position
   that these RAND standards must not be implemented by us, and we must deviate from
   the standard. We find all this rather Unreasonable and Discriminatory and we
   *will* design competing protocols. Some standards organization, eh?

   Due to some HSRP flaws fixed by VRRP and for compatibility with the
   (HSRP-licensed) VRRP implementations of their competitors, Cisco in recent times
   has largely abandoned HSRP and now relies on VRRP instead -- a protocol designed
   for and by the community, but for which they claim patent rights.

   On August 7 2002, after many communications, Robert Barr (Cisco's lawyer) firmly
   informed the OpenBSD community that Cisco would defend its patents for VRRP
   implementations -- meaning basically that it was impossible for a free software
   group to produce a truly free implementation of the IETF standard protocol.
   Perhaps this is because Cisco and Alcatel are currently engaged in a pair of
   patent lawsuits; a small piece of which is Cisco attempting to use the HSRP
   patent against Alcatel for their use of VRRP. Some IETF working group members
   took note of our complaints, [300]however an attempt in April 2003 to have the
   IETF abandon the use of patented technology failed to "reach consensus" in the
   IETF.

   A few years ago, the W3C, who designs our web protocols, tried to move to a RAND
   policy as well (primarily because of pressure from Microsoft and Apple), but the
   community outrage was so overpowering that they backed down. Some standards
   groups use this policy, while others avoid it -- the one differentiation being
   the amount of corporate participation. In the IETF, the pro-RAND agents work for
   AT&T, Alcatel, IBM, Cisco, Microsoft, and other large companies. Since IETF is an
   open forum, they can blend in as the populace, and vote just like all others,
   except against the community.

   Translation: In failing to "reach consensus", the companies who benefit from RAND
   won, and the community lost again.

   Left with little choice, we proceeded to reinvent the wheel or, more correctly,
   abandon the wheel entirely and go for a "hovercraft". We designed CARP (Common
   Address Redundancy Protocol) to solve the same problem that these other protocols
   are designed for, but without the same technological basis as HSRP and VRRP. We
   read the patent document carefully and ensured that CARP was fundamentally
   different. We also avoided many of the flaws in HSRP and VRRP (such as an
   inherent lack of security). And since we are OpenBSD developers, we designed it
   to use cryptography.

   The combination of [301]pf(4), [302]pfsync(4), and [303]carp(4) has permitted us
   to build highly redundant firewalls. To date, we have built a few networks that
   include as many as 4 firewalls, all running random reboot cycles. As long as one
   firewall is alive in a group, traffic through them moves smoothly and correctly
   for all of our packet filter functionality. Cisco's low end products are unable
   to do this reliably, and if they have high end products which can do this, you
   most certainly cannot afford them.

   As a final note of course, when we petitioned IANA, the IETF body regulating
   "official" internet protocol numbers, to give us numbers for CARP and pfsync our
   request was denied. Apparently we had failed to go through an official standards
   organization. Consequently we were forced to choose a protocol number which would
   not conflict with anything else of value, and decided to place CARP at IP
   protocol 112. We also placed pfsync at an open and unused number. We informed
   IANA of these decisions, but they declined to reply.

   This ridiculous situation then inspired one of our developers to create this
   parody of the well-known Monty Python skit and song.

   Customer:
          Hello, I would like to buy a CARP license please.

   Licenser:
          A what?

   Customer:
          A license for my network redundancy protocol, CARP.

   Licenser:
          Well, it's free isn't it?

   Customer:
          Exactly, the protocol's name is CARP. CARP the redundancy protocol.

   Licenser:
          What?

   Customer:
          He is an.... redundancy protocol.

   Licenser:
          CARP is a free redundancy protocol!

   Customer:
          Yes, I chose it out of three, I didn't like the others, they were all
          too... encumbered. And now I must license it!

   Licenser:
          You must be a looney.

   Customer:
          I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely
          because I wish to protect my redundancy protocol? I've heard tell that
          Network Associates has a pet algorithm called RSA used in IETF standards,
          and you wouldn't call them a looney; Geoworks has a claim on WAP, after
          what their lawyers do to you if you try to implement it. Cisco has two
          redundant patents, both encumbered, and Cadtrack has a patent on cursor
          movement! So, if you're calling the large American companies that fork out
          millions of dollars for the use of XOR a bunch of looneys, I shall have to
          ask you to step outside!

   Licenser:
          Alright, alright, alright. A license.

   Customer:
          Yes.

   Licenser:
          For a free redundancy protocol?

   Customer:
          Yes.

   Licenser:
          You are a looney.

   Customer:
          Look, it allows for bleeding redundancy doesn't it? Cisco's got a patent
          for the HSRP, and I've got to get a license for me router VRRP.

   Licenser:
          You don't need a license for your VRRP.

   Customer:
          I bleeding well do and I got one. It can't be called VRRP without it.

   Licenser:
          There's no such thing as a bloody VRRP license.

   Customer:
          Yes there is!

   Licenser:
          Isn't!

   Customer:
          Is!

   Licenser:
          Isn't!

   Customer:
          I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?

   Licenser:
          This is a Cisco HSRP patent document with the word "Cisco" crossed out and
          the word "IETF" written in crayon.

   Customer:
          The man didn't have the right form.

   Licenser:
          What man?

   Customer:
          Robert Barr, the man from the redundancy detector van.

   Licenser:
          The looney detector van, you mean.

   Customer:
          Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.

   Licenser:
          What redundancy detector van?

   Customer:
          The redundancy detector van from the Monopoly of Cizzz-coeee.

   Licenser:
          Cizzz-coeee?

   Customer:
          It was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant! I never seen so
          many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could pinpoint a
          failover configuration at 400 yards! And my Cisco router, being such a
          flappy bat, was a piece of cake.

   Licenser:
          How much did you pay for that?

   Customer:
          Sixty quid, and twenty grand for the PIX.

   Licenser:
          What PIX?

   Customer:
          The PIX I'm replacing!

   Licenser:
          So you're replacing your PIX with free software, and yet you want to
          license it?

   Customer:
          There's nothing so odd about that. I'm sure they patented this protocol
          too. After all, the IETF had a hand in it!

   Licenser:
          No they didn't!

   Customer:
          Did!

   Licenser:
          Didn't!

   Customer:
          Did, did, did and did!

   Licenser:
          Oh, all right.

   Customer:
          Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a CARP
          license?

   Licenser:
          I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.

   Customer:
          In that case, give me a Firewall License.

   Licenser:
          A license?

   Customer:
          Yes.

   Licenser:
          For your firewall?

   Customer:
          No.

   Licenser:
          No?

   Customer:
          No, half my firewall. It had an accident.

   Licenser:
          You're off your chump.

   Customer:
          Look, if you intend by that utilization of an obscure colloquialism to
          imply that my sanity is not entirely up to scratch, or indeed to deny the
          semi-existence of my little half firewall, I shall have to ask you to
          listen to this! Take it away CARP the orchestra leader!

   A zero... one.. A one zero one one

   VRRP, philosophically,
   must ipso facto standard be
   But standard it
   needs to be free
   vis-à-vis
   the IETF
   you see?

   But can VRRP
   be said to be
   or not to be
   a standard, see,
   when VRRP can not be free,
   due to some Cisco patentry..

   Singing...

   La Dee Dee, 1, 2, 3.
   VRRP ain't free.
   O P E N B S D
   CARP is free

   Is this wretched Cisco-eze
   let through IETF to mean
   my firewall must pay legal fees?
   No! CARP and PF are Free!

   Fiddle dee dum,
   Fiddle dee dee,
   CARP and PF are free.

   1 1 2,
   Tee Hee Hee,
   CARP and PF are free.

   My firewall just keeps running, see,
   bisected accidentally,
   one summer afternoon by me.
   Redundancy's good when free.

   Redundancy must be free.
   Redundancy must be free.

   The End

   Under the Geddy Lee?

   No, Redundancy must be free!

   Geddy must be free.

   "CARP License" sketch:
   Tony Binns as the Customer, Peter Rumpel as the Licenser. "Redundancy must be
   free" song:
   Lead vocal by Peter Rumpel, backing vocals by Jonathan Lewis and Ty Semaka. Piano
   by Janet Lewis, acoustic guitars by Chantal Vitalis.
   Bass and Geddy Lee questioning by Jonathan Lewis. Lyrics by Bob Beck.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[304]3.4: "The Legend of Puffy Hood"

   3:30 [305](MP3 7.0MB) [306](OGG 5.1MB)

   [307]OpenBSD 3.4 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [308]Puffy Hood

   Join Puffy Hood and his Funny Fish as they take on the Sheriff (an unelected
   leader) and other evil forces of the draconian government!

   As we did for the 3.3 release, we have once again tried making release artwork
   and music which are allegorical of recent happenings.

   Two years ago we became involved with the University of Pennsylvania and DARPA,
   who were funding us to do security research and development .. on things that we
   were already intending to do. We provided ideas, wrote papers, and deployed
   cutting-edge technology; DARPA provided finances and reaped a share of the
   credit, and the University of Pennsylvania acted as a middle-man. We accepted
   funding based on the promise that our freedom to operate as we wished was
   unaffected. To us, freedom is more important than funding -- heck, we were
   dealing with the evil forces of government, and needed to be careful.

   A few months prior to this release, DARPA suddenly and without warning decided to
   withdraw that funding; they also aggressively backed out of contractual
   obligations. Many articles in the press followed regarding this sudden maneuver.
   Apparently this hoopla happened because an OpenBSD-related article in the
   Canadian newspaper The Globe & Mail had quoted Theo de Raadt making anti-war
   statements regarding Iraq and the theft of oil.

   The only answer given (to major media reporters) by a DARPA spokesperson (Jan
   Walker) was this:

   "As a result of the DARPA review of the project, and due to world events and the
   evolving threat posed by increasingly capable nation-states, the Government on
   April 21 advised the University to suspend work on the "security fest" portion of
   the project".

   That almost toes the line of calling us terrorists! We had lost financial
   support, but the release of the statement above suddenly made us very happy to be
   free of any perceived obligation to such crazy people.

   Since the termination came near natural contract termination (about 4 months
   remained), less damage than expected was sustained by the project. Sponsors
   stepped forward and helped us make up the missing funds we needed to run our
   "Hackathon", and the event proceeded as planned. We even had T-shirts made with
   "Workstations of Mass Development" artwork for those developers who attended
   (sorry, they are not for sale).

   We could not make stories like this up. So instead, we are making up an allegory
   about it, using the tale of Robin Hood.

   Sir Puffy of Ramsay was a wandrin'
   Through forests of seaweed all alone
   He had found the crusades
   were an endless charade
   So for now he called Nothing Hack home

   One day he met Little Bob of Beckley
   Beat him fair on a log-in by staff
   Clever chums they did find
   other fish of their kind
   Thwarting evil with humppa and math

   Now trouble was a brewin' when the Good King was away
   The Sheriff came a callin' for the poor to pay
   With CD's and their freedom
   for to share online
   And burning down the village cause he was a slime

   So Puffy and his buddies took the booty from the rich
   and turned it into a system to protect poor fish
   Sent out by Hook or a Wim
   to the teaming schools
   Town cryers were on fire cause the crypto ruled!

   Chorus:
   They called it "BSD"!
   And "Open" because it's always free
   So raise up your glass and
   three cheers to the Funny
   Fish for never running
   and making something good!
   And here's to Puffy Hood!

   Aaaw! Word to the sea y'all
   The Hood's a bad ball
   Ya underneath he's a heathen and a traitor
   He can take from you all and say "later!"
   Think he's a hero?
   Naw he ain't lovin' ya
   He gettin' richer than Bill Gates and Dubya
   Read the Wanted poster
   of Sheriff Plac-o-derm fool
   We gettin' back the booty
   or we take away your worms too

   Yo! Word to the classes
   Put on your glasses
   I guess the Sheriff is King till this passes
   Times are a changin' and movin' so fast
   He says "Give me your freedom,
   I'll grasp it and pass it to brass
   who can hash it for weapons of massive distraction.
   And hand me the bastards that brashly amassed from the cash
   happy faction of oily and gassy co-action".
   No! Don't hand em dick, grab a stick, keep attacking for freedom
   and hack till the King cometh back and leave em'

   Then trouble was a rollin' with an army on the run
   The Sheriff came a callin' for the spikey one
   And took back all the booty
   Puff intended for the poor
   The Arch-a-thon went on despite the mighty roar

   Puff snuck into the castle, and found the treasure hill
   And also found Maid Marlin held against her will
   He loaded all the loot
   to give it back and big surprise
   He took the maiden too, 'cause she was easy on the eyes

   Chorus:
   They called it "BSD"!
   And "Open" because it's always free
   So raise up your glass and
   three cheers to the Funny
   Fish for never running
   and making something good!
   And here's to Puffy Hood!

   Music, Co-arrangement, Recording, Mixing, Drum Programming, Bass, Organ, and
   Violin by Jonathan Lewis. Co-Arrangement, Lyrics, and Main Vocals by Ty Semaka.
   Back-vocals by Bob Beck, Calvin Beck, Theo de Raadt, Alan Kolodziejzyk, Jonathan
   Lewis & Peter Valchev.
   Rap #1 by Richard Sixto. Guitar by Chantal Vitalis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[309]3.3: "Puff the Barbarian"

   4:00 [310](MP3 7.5MB) [311](OGG 3.3MB)

   [312]OpenBSD 3.3 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [313]Puff the Barbarian

   Like other Barbarians before him, Puff has had to face some pretty crazy
   challenges.

   This song is an allegory of the recent difficulties we went through dealing with
   Sun, who refused our request for documentation about their UltraSPARC III
   processors. We want documentation, because these are the fastest processors with
   a per-page eXecute bit in the MMU, needed to fully support our new W^X security
   feature. In the meantime, the AMD Hammer has come onto the scene, and this
   processor supports an eXecute bit in 64-bit mode.

   And it is going to be faster...

   Deep through the mists of time
   Gaze to the crystal ball
   Back to the age of darkness
   Black was the protocol

   A King ruled the web with fear
   Spilling the blood of men
   Then from the ocean came
   Puff the Barbarian

   Born in a tiny bowl Puff was a pet
   Sold into slav-er-y by the man
   Eating the weeds till he was strong enough
   Breaking his bonds like nobody can

   Down the sewer pipes of Hell
   A thousand kitties then did bleed
   Constraints were slain as well
   Hacked his way out to the C

   And there he found
   His destiny
   Hammer of the Ocean God
   "Xor taking care of me"

   Then in a dream Xor requested he
   "Go to the Sun King, get what I yearn
   Kernighan saw it, prophet of the C
   Knowledge -- so they may never return"

   At the tower Puff appealed
   For the wisdom of the One
   Denied, his mind did reel
   Puff was getting tired of Sun

   Broke down the guard
   Cause math is hard
   Saw McNealy on his throne
   All alone and only bones

   Come the Sun King blade ablur
   Hammer down eclipse the Sun
   And Puff, the land secured
   The new King Barbarian!

   Written and arranged by Ty Semaka. Co-arranged, recorded, mixed & mastered by
   Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by DeVille, guitar by Sean Desmond, bass by Ian Knox,
   drums by John McNiel, violin by Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[314]3.2: "Goldflipper"

   3:00 [315](MP3 2.5MB) [316](OGG 2.3MB)

   [317]OpenBSD 3.2 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [318]Mr Pond

   Goldflipper
   With golden skin
   and flippers as sharp as a knife
   He's the machine
   Designed to dismember your life

   And the fish
   Protecting us all from the cat
   And the cat
   Infecting the wo-orld for a laugh

   Cyborg on a mission
   To do some Puff fishin'
   The doctor wants fugu tonight!

   (short instrumental intro)

   You'll need some machismo to
   catch the spikey one
   He's got guts and gizmos to
   make the system run

   But Flip's here for fun
   and without a gun
   He'll dice you with his Golden fin

   She's all over Puff cause he's
   such a sexy catch
   Is she spying on him or
   just a seafood match?

   Oh double seven
   Send me to Heaven
   Cause for Mr. Po-o-o-ond

   The women are fond
   She knows what to do
   She'll turn Gold to goo

   Goldflipper is gone
   Gold flipper's goooooooooooooone

   Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis. Base & drum
   programming, recording, mixing & mastering by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea
   Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel. Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[319]3.1: "Systemagic"

   3:00 [320](MP3 2.9MB) [321](OGG 2.3MB)

   [322]OpenBSD 3.1 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [323]Systemagic

   BSD fight buffer reign
   Flowing blood in circuit vein
   Quagmire, Hellfire, RAMhead Count
   Puffy rip attacker out

   Crackin' ze bathroom, Crackin' ze vault
   Tale of the script, HEY! Secure by default

   Can't fight the Systemagic
   Über tragic
   Can't fight the Systemagic

   Sexty second, black cat struck
   Breeding worm of crypto-suck
   Hot rod box unt hunting wake
   Vampire omellete, kitten cake

   Crackin' ze boardroom, Crackin' ze vault
   Rippin' ze bat, HEY! Secure by default

   Chorus

   Cybersluts vit undead guts
   Transyl-viral coffin muck
   Penguin lurking under bed
   Puffy hoompa on your head

   Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault
   Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default
   Crackin' ze bedroom, Crackin' ze vault
   Crackin' ze whip, HEY! Secure by default

   Chorus

   Produced & Directed by Ty Semaka and Ian Knox. Written, Arranged and Performed by
   Ty Semaka (vocals, lyrics), Ian Knox (bass, drum programming), and Sean Desmond
   (guitar). Recorded & Mixed at Ruffmix Audio Productions (Calgary) by Kelly
   Mihalicz. Mastered by Jonathan Lewis.
     ____________________________________________________________________________

[324]3.0: "E-Railed (OpenBSD Mix)"

   3:00 [325](MP3 2.9MB) [326](OGG 2.3MB)

   [327]OpenBSD 3.0 CD2 track 2 is an
   uncompressed copy of this song.

   [328]Rock

   Don't tell anyone I'm free
   Don't tell anyone I'm free

   During these hostile and trying times and what-not
   OpenBSD may be your family's only line of defense

   I'm secure by default

   They that can give up liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
   deserve neither liberty nor safety

   RELEASE TIME!!!!

   Stay off, stay off, stay off...
   I'm secure by default
   stay off, stay off, stay off

   By The Plaid Tongued Devils. Produced & Arranged by Ty Semaka & Wynn Gogol.
   Written & Performed by Gordon Chipp Robb (bass line), John McNiel (drums), Ty
   Semaka (vocals & lyrics), and Wynn Gogol (programming). Recorded, Mixed &
   Mastered by Wynn Gogol of Workshop Recording Studios (Victoria BC). Check out
   [329]thedevils.com

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